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<?php headerContent-type texthtml charset utf-8 * This is a warning to any poor soul who may have to deal with this code I took over this criminal piece of chaos from a monkey named Joel who I assume had been given a typewriter by Mephistopheles himself For reasons *I have yet been unable to fathom he decided to patch together this thing *using a BaseX setup hardwired into an unfixably broken Manjaro VM queried * by a handwritten plate of uncommented PHP spaghetti fit to feed an army of people with a serious death wish without any framework or CMS * The very long Basex script very long PHP presenter and very long XSLT stylesheet mostly perform the same heuristic document structuring for * different components and are supposed to produce compatible results but I *bet they have mismatches somewhere * Since Prof T just wanted a few small functional enhancements I decided *to just patch it and keep the general setup Unless you were hired to correct some spelling mistakes DO NOT FOLLOW IN MY STEPS Putting up with * this simulation of how a goldfish would design a system has literally * given me CLINICAL DEPRESSION This is not an exaggeration I am writing * this after a prolonged medical therapy - mostly successful thanks for * asking but not fun I wouldn't wish this code on anybody who isn't a * manager at Oracle or Facebook and therefore give you this sincere advice * Nuke this Take the XSLT if you must and then nuke the app and recreate it *in Django or whatever works for you I would do it myself but I risked a *relapse simply by opening this file again to write this comment Dear brother or sister I wish you all the luck and strength in the world * and hope it will be enough Farewelt error_reporting E ALL ini setdisplay errors true print'<xml version-1Q encoding-UTF-8 ?n?> Im getting second thoughts about whether accepting this job was a good idea Meme

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