I just realized you American fuckholes have no idea what these are.
These little pieces of heaven are called Tim Bits (it’s only morbid
if you know that the namesake of this awesome ass coffee place died in a
These orgasmic mouth fillers (no seriously, they fill your mouth to
just the right amount) come in a fucking trucks worth of different
flavoUrs. They’re like donut holes but better.
These little fuckers come in packs of ten, twenty and forty and are
cheap as dirt. Teachers get these little tastes of gods perfection as
rewards for hard working students. That’s why everyone in Canada has As
(or should I say ‘eh’s?)