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<b><a href="http://onion.com/1K0Cr4o" target="_blank">Parallel World Leaders Meet In Washington For Interdimensional Summit</a></b> </h2>
<p>WASHINGTON—Teleporting via wormhole from points across all of space and time, thousands of parallel world leaders have arrived in Washington, D.C. for this year’s interdimensional summit, sources reported Wednesday.</p>
<p>Organizers confirmed President Obama has greeted heads of state from more than 2,000 alternative realities, a gathering of leaders that includes 139 different versions of himself, a parallel U.S. president Mitt Romney, a pulsing being of pure electrostatic energy, Earth-7491’s King Lyndon B. Johnson IV, and a hooded group of unspeaking figures known only as “the Council.”<br/></p>
<p>The annual talks are expected to focus once again on brokering trade agreements among the parallel worlds, as well as officially admitting the governments of Neo-Pangea and the Corporate States of America, LLC into the group, and confronting the Roman Empire’s continued tyranny across much of the infinite set of possible world histories.</p>
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Parallel World Leaders Meet In Washington For Interdimensional Summit 

WASHINGTON—Teleporting via wormhole from points across all of space and time, thousands of parallel world leaders have arrived in Washington, D.C. for this year’s interdimensional summit, sources reported Wednesday.

Organizers confirmed President Obama has greeted heads of state from more than 2,000 alternative realities, a gathering of leaders that includes 139 different versions of himself, a parallel U.S. president Mitt Romney, a pulsing being of pure electrostatic energy, Earth-7491’s King Lyndon B. Johnson IV, and a hooded group of unspeaking figures known only as “the Council.”

The annual talks are expected to focus once again on brokering trade agreements among the parallel worlds, as well as officially admitting the governments of Neo-Pangea and the Corporate States of America, LLC into the group, and confronting the Roman Empire’s continued tyranny across much of the infinite set of possible world histories.

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<p><a class=tumblr_blog href=httptheoniontumblrcompost138676109736 target=_blank>theonion<a><p> <blockquote> <h2> <b><a href=httponioncom1K0Cr4o target=_blank>Parallel World Leaders Meet In Washington For Interdimensional Summit<a><b> <h2> <p>WASHINGTON—Teleporting via wormhole from points across all of space and time thousands of parallel world leaders have arrived in Washington DC for this year’s interdimensional summit sources reported Wednesday<p> <p>Organizers confirmed President Obama has greeted heads of state from more than 2000 alternative realities a gathering of leaders that includes 139 different versions of himself a parallel US president Mitt Romney a pulsing being of pure electrostatic energy Earth-7491’s King Lyndon B Johnson IV and a hooded group of unspeaking figures known only as “the Council”<br><p> <p>The annual talks are expected to focus once again on brokering trade agreements among the parallel worlds as well as officially admitting the governments of Neo-Pangea and the Corporate States of America LLC into the group and confronting the Roman Empire’s continued tyranny across much of the infinite set of possible world histories<p> <p><b><a href=httponioncom1K0Cr4o target=_blank>More<a><b><p> <blockquote> Meme

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