fed-ex-official:

ad-hominem-sappies:

tatted-matty:

Asshole is expecting to go asshole'ing but doesn’t expect the sign to be wired with electricity.

Good. Don’t touch people shit.

It’s so far on the property this guy really has to be a dick to run up there to grab it. 

As much as I loathe Trump you’re not gonna catch me trespassing and stealing.