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Aladdin, God, and Love: @1°29%D
 Verizon ?
 9:16 PM
 YOU MATCHED WITH
 ON 5/25/19
 Love the puppy what will it take
 for me to pet him/her?
 Today 9:14 PM
 Well, you have a couple of
 options, it depends on the what
 level package of pets you're
 looking for
 Bronze package
 Includes:
 being in the general vicinity of
 Lillypad
 possible look over and
 occasional sniff in the air towards
 your direction
 el will make her happy so you can
 see her tail wag
 Cost: a cup of coffee and
 awkward conversation
 Gold package
 Includes:
 you will get it exactly 10 pets
 (belly rubs exclude
 possible licks on the hand
 will be able to tell her exactly
 once that she is a good girl
 Cost: two glasses of wine and
 fun conversation
 Platinum package
 unlimited pets and belly rubs
 demonstration of all available
 tricks including but not limited to:
 speak
 whisper
 -peekaboo
 -shake
 -high five
 -fist bump
 -tell me a secret
 full face kisses if that's what you
 wish
 Cost: being my emotional
 support date through Aladdin
 while I question why this god
 forsaken movie ever had to be
 made but tearing up slightly
 cause I miss Robin Williams
 Terms and conditions apply. Side
 affects include seeing will smith
 try his very best, dog slobber and
 falling in love with either owner
 or just dog. Don't operate
 vehicles or heavy machinery
 while giving puppy pets. Please
 pet responsibly
 Sent
 Send
 Type a message
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@1°29%D Verizon ? 916 PM YOU MATCHED WITH ON 52519 Love the puppy what will it take for me to pet himher? Today 914 PM Well you have a couple of options it depends on the what level package of pets you're looking for Bronze package Includes being in the general vicinity of Lillypad possible look over and occasional sniff in the air towards your direction el will make her happy so you can see her tail wag Cost a cup of coffee and awkward conversation Gold package Includes you will get it exactly 10 pets belly rubs exclude possible licks on the hand will be able to tell her exactly once that she is a good girl Cost two glasses of wine and fun conversation Platinum package unlimited pets and belly rubs demonstration of all available tricks including but not limited to speak whisper -peekaboo -shake -high five -fist bump -tell me a secret full face kisses if that's what you wish Cost being my emotional support date through Aladdin while I question why this god forsaken movie ever had to be made but tearing up slightly cause I miss Robin Williams Terms and conditions apply Side affects include seeing will smith try his very best dog slobber and falling in love with either owner or just dog Don't operate vehicles or heavy machinery while giving puppy pets Please pet responsibly Sent Send Type a message Sometimes I have fun Meme

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