100% facebookcom Hey everyone! Who's ready for Hawaii 2019? In anticipation of the wedding and believe me I know it's a longgg way awaybut I would still like to announce the dress code! I am giving you a long notice of a year and a half so that you will have time to find and pick out something nice The dress code is very specific because it will be used to create an incredible visual effect If done right it will make our synchronized dancing along the beach really pop SO without further adoo WOMEN 100-160 LBS GREEN Velvet Sweater ORANGE Suede Pants -Loubotin heels the famous RED heeled shoes when we spin and lift our feet the effect will amaze you -Burberry Scarf MEN 100-200 LBS PURPLE Fuzzy Jacket Soda Hat All White Trainers -Plain Glow Sticks WOMEN 160 LBS + -all BLACK sweater and pants Any material -BLACK heels MEN 200 LBS+ -all CAMOFLAGE BLACK sneakers CHILDREN RED from head to toe Remember the kids will form the shape of a heart it needs to be true red not blood orange or some bullshit! Additionally we will require that you wear formal attire after the dancing has ended Please bring a change of clothing Remember the venue is extremely upscale and we want to be looking our absolute BEST ladies and gents please if you look like trash so will we All jokes aside we want you to invest in an outfit valued at at least $1000 This includes jewlery accessories makeup and hair Remember ladies and gents this wedding is 24k themed for a reasorn You have a year and a half to get working No excuses! Mwana beyoncescock vorecrimes charybdis-sans-fond imsuchacapricorn imsuchacapricorn caffeinatedcorvid lady-caryatid daffodyke doctormemes symmetraismygf squeezemetillipop hornsandblackwool Are straight white people okay???? What is this?! People like this exist Interesting this story has a part 2 THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL I thought things couldn’t get more horrifyingly amusing than the woman who wanted people to pay $1000 each to go to her wedding so she could “feel like a Kardashian for a day” and had a Facebook breakdown about it saying she was gonna go backpacking in Peru to “find herself” after being “betrayed” by her friends who didn’t want to partake but here we are I thought it was the same person ngl I’m in the wedding shaming group and saw both this and the Peru post before it went viral Love it THERE’S AN UPDATE Stephanie is a true hero my favorite thing about this update is that the fact that we are even SEEING this means there’s AT LEAST one other snitch in the party that she hasn’t caught yet keep the updates coming please Meme

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