Cute, Food, and Grandma: 13 THINGS
 YOUR TODDLER CAN DO
 THAT YOU CAN'T
 Sleep on 15 pillows,
 wake up without
 a neck ache
 2 Wear nothing but
 Look cool
 wearing a cape
 underwear and shoes
 while Grandma is over
 Eat the same food for breakfast,
 lunch and dinner for three weeks
 Demand an audience
 while pooping
 6 Taithtabouterthehr
 Tell strangers the
 truth about their
 appearances
 7 assenble ne the to8 ntnhody
 Fit entire body
 in the bathtub
 assemble in the
 living room to watch
 you sing a song you
 ust made up
 SNORT
 Completely fill your
 phone's memory
 with nostril selfies
 in under two minutes
 103
 Inspire gushing
 praise by drawing
 a stick figure
 Nom
 .Nom
 1 Sleep sideways across
 someone else's bed
 Get an extra cookie
 from the sample oCKMoM
 lady just because
 you're cute
 Get super-excited
 about grocery
 shopping
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Things Your Toddler Can Do That You Can’t

13 THINGS YOUR TODDLER CAN DO THAT YOU CAN'T Sleep on 15 pillows wake up without a neck ache 2 Wear nothing but Look cool wearing a cape underwear and shoes while Grandma is over Eat the same food for breakfast lunch and dinner for three weeks Demand an audience while pooping 6 Taithtabouterthehr Tell strangers the truth about their appearances 7 assenble ne the to8 ntnhody Fit entire body in the bathtub assemble in the living room to watch you sing a song you ust made up SNORT Completely fill your phone's memory with nostril selfies in under two minutes 103 Inspire gushing praise by drawing a stick figure Nom Nom 1 Sleep sideways across someone else's bed Get an extra cookie from the sample oCKMoM lady just because you're cute Get super-excited about grocery shopping <p><a href=httpsepicjohndoetumblrcompost175511440684things-your-toddler-can-do-that-you-cant class=tumblr_blog>epicjohndoe<a><p> <blockquote><p>Things Your Toddler Can Do That You Can’t<p><blockquote> Meme

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