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15657 of 15888 people found the following review helpful Just don't Unless it's a gift for someone you hate October 3 2012 By C Torok See all my reviews REAL NAME Amazon Verified Purchase What's this? This review is from Haribo Gummy Candy Sugarless Gummy Bears 5-Pound Bag Grocery Oh manwords cannot express what happened to me after eating these The Gummi Bear Cleanse If you are someone that can tolerate the sugar substitute enjoy If you are like the dozens of people that tried my order RUN! First of all for taste I would rate these a 5 So good Soft true-to-taste fruit flavors like the sugar varietyI was a happy camper BUT or should I say BUTT not long after eating about 20 of these all hell broke loose I had a gastrointestinal experience like nothing I've ever imagined Cramps sweating bloating beyond my worst nightmare I've had food poisoning from some bad shellfish and that was almost like a skip in the park compared to what was going on inside me W Then came the uh flatulence Heavens to Murgatroyd the sounds like trumpets calling the demons back to Hellthe stench like 1000 rotten corpses vomited I couldn't stand to stay in one room for fear of succumbing to my own odors But wait there's more What came out of me felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw I swear my sphincters were screaming It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste 100 % liquid Flammable liquid NAPALM It was actually a bit humorous for a nanosecondas it was just beyond anything I could imagine possible AND IT WENT ON FOR HOURS I felt violated when it was over which I think might have been sometime in the early morning of the next day There was stuff coming out of me that I ate at my wedding in 2005 I had FIVE POUNDS of these innocent-looking delicious-tasting HELLBEARS so I told a friend about what happened to me thinking it HAD to be some type of sensitivity I had to the sugar substitute and in spite of my warnings and graphic descriptions she decided to take her chances and take them off my hands Silly woman All of the same for her and a phone call from her while on the toilet because you kinda end up living in the bathroom for a spell telling me she really wished she would have listened I think she was crying Her sister was skeptical and suspected that we were exaggerating She took them to work since there was still 99% of a 5 pound bag left She works for a construction company where there are builders roofers house painters landscapers etc Lots of people who generally have limited access to toilets on a given day I can't imagine where all of those poor men and women pooped that day I keep envisioning men on roofs crossing their legs and trying to decide if they can make it down the ladder or if they should just jump If you order these best of luck to you And please don't post a video review during the aftershocks Report abuse Permalink Comments 401 Help other customers find the most helpful reviews Was this review helpful to you? Yes No Amazon reviews are absolute gold Meme

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