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God
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Hungry
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respect
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Rude
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New Orleans Saints
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Windows
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Sunday
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Husband
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At the Same Damn Time
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Evil
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Laughter
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A Sunday
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how
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got
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for kids
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ask
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red
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sandwich
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share
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everyone
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kidding
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so long
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 bless her
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250 pm 33% lOptus So today husband and I were feeling bored and adventurous and decided to make a pilgrimage to a posh Coffee Bar in our city We've been meaning to go for months but never got around to it We pull in the lot and it's packed 1045am on a Sunday the car the mombie next to me is struggling to so we expected it As I'm getting out of get 3 kids out of their seats while her husband ? stood by the front of the car watching Not helping I hop out and excuse myself and walk into the café with husband Huge line Two more people come in after us then mombie and her horde She immediately starts bitching about the line She complains loudly to her husband at first but when he's clearly ignoring her she decides to just complain to thin air Why is this line always so long? God why don't they have more staff? Why does every fucking person have to come at the same damn time? UGH! She eventually asked the couple in front of her if she can go ahead because her kids are really really hungry insert guilting sad face here These saints begrudgingly say sure so now they're directly behind husband and I She then says to me Excuse me miss? May we have the spot before you in line? My children have been waiting a long time and are very hungry With the nicest voice I could find I said I'm sorry ma'am we've been waiting awhile too and are also hungry The line is moving faster now at least! I gave her a smile even glaring at me I turn back around only to hear her mutter Wow what a bitch Can you believe some people? How rude It took all my effort to not react Husband is a conflict avoider I am not But though she was I respect his wishes enough to not cause a scene in public when l'm with him Eventually she starts telling her husband how they're always out of the Mediterranean Spinach Breakfast sandwich she wants and she better get it this time or she's gonna be pissed This is when I concoct a seriously evil plan I check my watch it's 1055 A minute or two later it's our turn Husband orders his Soy Chai and I sloooowly order my vanilla nitro cold brewwith creamno not cream sorry with soy And an extra pump of vanilla Barista rings us up as I check my watch It's 1058 I ask to add a Mediterranean Spinach Breakfast Sandwich to the order She says sure no problem Gives us the total I'm digging in my purse for my wallet darn just can't seem to find it More digging Oh! There it is finally Hand her the card wait for receipt and slowly sign Pack purse back up say thank you and walk away Husband says You're hungry? We ate breakfast an hour ago 11 Me No I'm not hungry Just had to do this Him Do what? I nod towards mombie Husband looks over She orders her coffee and some juice things for kids doesn't even ask if her husband wants anything Then it happened And one Mediterranean Spinach Breakfast Sandwich Barista Oh I'm sorry ma'am breakfast at 11 We have all our lunch options today though stopped serving we Mombie looks at her watch and yells WHAT? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!? IT'S 1102! Barista I'm sorry ma'am company policy is to stop breakfast at 11 Is there anything else I can get you? Mombie GET ME YOUR MANAGER! THIS IS RIDICULOUS YOU JUST SOLD ONE A MOMENT AGO! THIS IS ABSURD! Manager came over explained situation apologized but refused give that bitch a sandwich bless her heart Mombie retracts entire order and stomps out red-faced and yelling to her car My husband was trying to hold back his laughter Our order came up We grabbed it and went back to the car I'm unwrapping the sandwich and take a bite exactly as I'm trying to scoot around her trying to strap her kids in again and say Oh excuse me ma'am just gonna sneak by ya real quick! Ah the Midwest She's fucking glaring at me the worst death stare I've ever gotten I get in the car and unwind the windows ever so slightly It's hot today right? I slowly unwrap the rest of the sandwich and take a few more bites passing it to husband and back while she's screaming and struggling with her kids getting no help from Daddict As soon as she pulled away we burst into laughter good day Today was a 22k 163 Share BEST COMMENTS Add a comment Tailor Automatic Screenshot Stitching Holding up the line and wasting everyone’s time to spite a “mombie”? Right on! Meme

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