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21 Best One-Liner Jokes Ever 1 I hate Russian dolls they're so full of themselves 2 I asked my North Korean friend how it was there he said he couldn't complain 3 My girlfriend started smoking so I slowed down and applied Lubricant 4 Don't let an extra chromosome get you down 5 I haven't talked to my wife in three weeks I didn't want to interrupt her 6 People used to laugh at me when I would say I want to be a comedian well nobody's laughing now 7 My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo I had to put my foot down 8 Throwing acid is wrong in some people's eyes 9 My wife and I were happy for twenty years then we met 10 I haven't slept for three days because that would be too long 11 The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself This changes everything 12 My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the local zoo 13 Say what you want about deaf people 14 I've spent the past four years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer but no one will do it 15 I saw a sign that said watch for children and I thought That sounds like a fair trade 16 I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job but when I got home all the signs were there 17 I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner all it was doing was gathering dust 18 People say I'm condescending That means i talk down to people 19 You can never lose a homing pigeon if your homing pigeon doesn't come back what you've lost is a pigeon 20 Whiteboards are remarkable 21 I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance so I pushed her over epicjohndoe One-Liner Jokes That Are Actually Funny Meme

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