22+ Tumblr Posts To Help You Laugh Your Troubles Away irrevocably-delicious Irrevocably-delicious @india draws Anyone who's worked in retail has probably participated in this thing I call circle talk and it is by far one the most exhausting and irritating parts of my job 12-05 PM Jan 19 2019- Twitter Web App Circle talk is when a customer asks you a question but when you answer it they continue to stare at you blankly So you repeat your answer over and over slightly rephrasing it until it permeates their brain How big does this cactus grow? It'll get quite large but it's very slow growing so you won't see much of a difference until almost 10 years Oh my wife has one that's like half metre Yes that must be quite old So they can get that big? Yes but not for a long time about 10 years? YES 1205 PM Jan 19 2019 Twitter Web App he Cackes Grows slo Oh right& he Cockuss slow growino The Slow growing Cachs Small Cactsou will not grouw og quich Some retail complaints from twitter this morning I don't think anyone can fully comprehend how stupid humans are until they work a retail or hospitality job starfire003 I'd like to add on the people who ask a question get an answer they don't like and ask the same question in a different way to get the response they want corisanna I get stuff like this often enough at work but that last one? There is one customer we have that does that so frequently and for so long personal record with me is goddamn FORTY MINUTES of trying to get the answer she wanted that we call her Circle Lady when she isn't present Then there are the ones who do this fail and try it again with the same employees the next day greatfay Me For the drink it's x amount Customer I saw a sign that I get a free drink? Me For signing up for our rewards program yes Customer Oh I don't have one of those Me Well if you sign up you can get the free drink! Customer Eh don't want to sign up Me Customer I hate getting all those emails Me Oh well you can opt out of emails I can show you how Customer No thanks I don't want an account Me Okay well the drink will be x amount Customer I thought it was free? Me Me It's free if you sign up for our rewards program Customer I don't want to sign up Me Then the drink isn't free Customer You can't just give me the drink? Me No I can't unfortunately Customer Why not? It's only x amount Me if that's not a lot of money to you why don't you just pay for it? Customer This is shit customer service Me Customer This is highway robbery squeezing every dime out of people you should be ashamed of yourself- Me I don't control the prices I'm just a cashier Customer -making a fucking fuss over a damn drink and it's not even a large- Me That's not my decision I'm just a cashier Customer-and you bet I won't be coming back here again Me How unfortunate thekeybladeninja I can feel the deep in my soul 74441 notes Click to see full Sarcasm Goal 22+ Tumblr Posts To Help You Laugh Your Troubles Away #funny #memes #tumblr #funnymemes Meme

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