23+ Incredible Tumblr Posts That Are Must Watch the-man-who-sold-za-warudo Knight I have trained in all forms of combat and weapons since birth I cannot be bested Some horsecock motherfucker Knight What the fuck cerastes OH FUCK YESI GET TO TALK ABOUT LANTERN SHIELDS For anyone seeing this post and wondering what kind of unholy heresy is currently having a blacksmithing orgy in front of their eyes this is called a Lantern Shield This came from YOU GUESSED IT fucking Italy home of lunatic steel-weaving mother fuckers who often simply looked at each other and by each other I mean their frenzied reflections in their shattered mirrors and said WHAT IF WE JUST DO THINGS which is as we all know Aunt Jemima's recipe for success Lantern Shields were very indicative They were meant to be bucklers that could carry a lantern oftentimes for night time duels Now you're wondering why carry a lantern on a night duel when it could just prove detrimental to your overall movement? Why to blind the mother fucker of coursel But see and this is the funny thing about Italy when Italian blacksmiths realized that they could just add hook to a buckler they noticed they could also just add whatever the thrice condemned shit they wanted to them so they started forging stakes spikes and blades that protruded out of the buckler and gauntlet as additional defense against anyone who due to the poor visibility of mist shrouded dark blanketed nights would just walk right into your handheld barracks mean nothing better than a bloke closing the distance to you losing an eye or six because they didn't consider you might just carry a porcupine on your arm right? Some specimens exists but these are not numerous If you know of or possess an actual physical Lantern Shield congratulations you probably have an item that likely killed Source the-man-who-sold-za-warudo Jan 26th 2019 3068 notes Sarcasm Goal Click to see full list 23+ Incredible Tumblr Posts That Are Must Watch #funny #memes #lol #humor #hilarious #tumblr Meme

found ON 2019-06-27 23:34:14 BY ME.ME