apparently
apparently

apparently

Chill
Chill

Chill

Food
Food

Food

Party
Party

Party

Roommate
Roommate

Roommate

True
True

True

Dirty
Dirty

Dirty

Animal
Animal

Animal

Blaze
Blaze

Blaze

Death
Death

Death

Games
Games

Games

Good
Good

Good

Hair
Hair

Hair

Happy
Happy

Happy

Match
Match

Match

Star
Star

Star

Stars
Stars

Stars

Time
Time

Time

Wolf
Wolf

Wolf

Mind
Mind

Mind

Never
Never

Never

Snatched
Snatched

Snatched

Running
Running

Running

Humorous Reviews
Humorous Reviews

Humorous Reviews

On My Way
On My Way

On My Way

Back
Back

Back

Be Happy
Be Happy

Be Happy

Board
Board

Board

Board Games
Board Games

Board Games

another
another

another

her
her

her

red
red

red

human
human

human

make a
make a

make a

table
table

table

rest
rest

rest

demon
demon

demon

next
next

next

weekend
weekend

weekend

student
student

student

beast
beast

beast

fart
fart

fart

gone
gone

gone

tables
tables

tables

can
can

can

clothing
clothing

clothing

my way
my way

my way

touch
touch

touch

the beast
the beast

the beast

waitress
waitress

waitress

name
name

name

the words
the words

the words

day
day

day

red hair
red hair

red hair

she
she

she

summit
summit

summit

all
all

all

service
service

service

make
make

make

review
review

review

check
check

check

words
words

words

you
you

you

tongue
tongue

tongue

door
door

door

bill
bill

bill

fetch
fetch

fetch

grinding
grinding

grinding

debit card
debit card

debit card

manager
manager

manager

for
for

for

getaway
getaway

getaway

lair
lair

lair

fine
fine

fine

issue
issue

issue

look
look

look

this
this

this

that guy
that guy

that guy

really
really

really

this is
this is

this is

guy
guy

guy

poor
poor

poor

people
people

people

eat
eat

eat

quick
quick

quick

magnanimous
magnanimous

magnanimous

thanks
thanks

thanks

just
just

just

everything
everything

everything

cash
cash

cash

feeling
feeling

feeling

overall
overall

overall

halt
halt

halt

scowl
scowl

scowl

came
came

came

owner
owner

owner

defeated
defeated

defeated

surely
surely

surely

revealing
revealing

revealing

appeared
appeared

appeared

she said
she said

she said

enjoying
enjoying

enjoying

shed
shed

shed

whom
whom

whom

explain
explain

explain

however
however

however

assume
assume

assume

destroy
destroy

destroy

icy
icy

icy

were
were

were

there
there

there

a fart
a fart

a fart

emasculated
emasculated

emasculated

began
began

began

through
through

through

talons
talons

talons

building
 building

building

called
 called

called

dinner
 dinner

dinner

night
 night

night

something
 something

something

card
 card

card

way
 way

way

need
 need

need

left
 left

left

wrong
 wrong

wrong

yet
 yet

yet

later
 later

later

said
 said

said

gets
 gets

gets

small
 small

small

told me
 told me

told me

my back
 my back

my back

decided
 decided

decided

ashamed
 ashamed

ashamed

dirty look
 dirty look

dirty look

conversation
 conversation

conversation

forked tongue
 forked tongue

forked tongue

the next day
the next day

the next day

out-the-door
out-the-door

out-the-door

out
out

out

paid
paid

paid

None
None

None

None
None

None

None
None

None

None
None

None

And
And

And

Melissa
Melissa

Melissa

When
When

When

Percent
Percent

Percent

That
That

That

Wallet
Wallet

Wallet

The Door
The Door

The Door

The
The

The

Tip
Tip

Tip

Behold
Behold

Behold

Exit
Exit

Exit

Told
Told

Told

Small Animal
Small Animal

Small Animal

Libations
Libations

Libations

Felt
Felt

Felt

Mind You
Mind You

Mind You

Lest
Lest

Lest

Was
Was

Was

With
With

With

Low
Low

Low

Receive
Receive

Receive

In A
In A

In A

Form
Form

Form

Taking
Taking

Taking

Had
Had

Had

I Was
I Was

I Was

To Explain
To Explain

To Explain

Pay
Pay

Pay

Location
Location

Location

Only
Only

Only

About
About

About

Since
Since

Since

Pleasant
Pleasant

Pleasant

Before
Before

Before

Being
Being

Being

Moments
Moments

Moments

Wanting
Wanting

Wanting

Than
Than

Than

Good Conversation
Good Conversation

Good Conversation

Fearing
Fearing

Fearing

Degraded
Degraded

Degraded

Could
Could

Could

Establishment
Establishment

Establishment

Offering
Offering

Offering

Less
Less

Less

522018 There I was enjoying a night filled with libations good conversation and merriment when it all came grinding to a halt thanks to a wolf in waitress' clothing Being a poor student yet feeling magnanimous I decided to pay for my table's drinks I sacrificed a small animal and lo and behold a demon appeared With fiery red hair and a scowl to match she told me she'd be happy to fetch the bill She said her name was Melissa--l assume this was her human name since revealing her true form would surely destroy the entire establishment I paid the bill with my debit card and fearing that my funds were running low I left a 10 percent tip on the bill just drinks mind you Before l could leave the rest of the tip in cash the check was snatched by her talons and in a blaze she was gone Moments later I felt the icy touch of death on my back with the words was there something wrong with the service? spoken through forked tongue sending a chill up my spine Apologetically I began to explain that everything was fine and hurriedly fumbled through my wallet for a greater offering to the beast Ashamed I left the required apparently cash on the table taking the tip to about 18 percent Wanting to make a quick getaway lest I receive another dirty look I gathered my party about 4 people each of whom tipped tipped to compensate my portion and we began to exit On my way out the door Melissa felt the need to announce to the entire building that that guy only left a 10 percent tip! Defeated degraded and emasculated I left her lair and called the manager the next day He told me that this is really an issue for the owner and never called me back Overall summit gets 5 stars for location board games and food My waitress however gets 1 star and can go eat a fart Was this review? UsefulFunnyCool Meme

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