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637 000 KBS 53 X rcopypasta Posted by uFE_PrOm3theus 1mo Local 411 Facebook Page had this gem of a post Constipation What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate? I'm glad you asked 1205 pm It's time You shotgun a 10 oz bottle like it's a lukewarm PBR and you don't want to be a pussy in front of your older brother's friends It's suppose to be grape flavored but it's becoming quite clear that whoever led the R&D team that day has never actually tasted anything grape in their life You are already regretting this decision 1206 pm You deep throat a cupcake like you've been saving it for the apocalypse because let's face itthat time is here It's going to turn to liquid form before it even clears your throat but you don't care All is right in the world at this moment Hold on to that You're about to enter a very dark period in your life 1237 pm First sign of life The pressure is growing You already have 5 lbs of impacted shit in your colon and you basically just drank the safe for humans version of Drano You feel a poop coming on finally You think it's time You're wrong You get a little snake turd as a teaser Take notethis is the last semi-solid thing you will see leaving your body for the next 24 hours 1257 pm That little science experiment you got cooking is about to reach it's boiling point Your stomach is angry now It hates youyou can feel it You have exactly 3 seconds to make it to the nearest toilet but you can't run NEVER run! You pray to god there is enough elasticity in your butthole to keep the gates closed 5 more steps as you start to preemptively undo your pants to save valuable time Almost there 321 1258 pm Sweet Mary mother of Godis this real life? Your cheeks barely hit the seat and all hell breaks loose The shit water mixture you've just created comes out with such force that it actually sprays the back of the toilet bowl at a 45 degree angle thus deflecting it in every direction but down Is that blood? False alarm That's just the remnants of a cherry pie you ate at Thanksgivingwhen you were 5 The smell is horridthe sound is frightening You try to clench whats left of your asshole to soften the blow but it's not working The whole house just heard your liquid shit fart as it gurgled out of your ass 106 pm- 830 pm Everything's a blur You have shit out everything you have ever eaten since the day you were born everything your ancestors have ever eaten since the early 1800's and your asshole now feels like you have a flaming hot Cheeto and the tears of a thousand Jalapeno seeds stuck in it You're now curled up in the bathtub ugly crying because you have to remain within arm's reach of the toilet at all times You have the poop sweats You meet Jesus 837 pm Your family will never be able to unsee the things they've seen in the last 8 hours You're broken Your asshole's broken Your spirit's broken you know it will never be the same Buttomorrow's a new day You're going to wake up throw on the only remaining pair of underwear you have that doesn't have a shit stain on it and you're going to run up to Target with the last shred of dignity you have leftand buy yourself a new toilet brush You've earned it Life as -unknown t 18 Share 3 It would never be the same again Meme

found ON 2019-08-20 12:06:49 BY ME.ME

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