Crush, Memes, and One Direction: 7 1h
 my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New
 Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning
 around, going out of control. So he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts
 beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start
 whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off,
 plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, the hydraulics kick back in,
 and the plane rights itself. It lands safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever
 you know, away and deboard. Nobody mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.
Despite being a straight male, I'm beginning to realise that maybe Harry from One Direction WAS my first crush

Despite being a straight male, I'm beginning to realise that maybe Harry from One Direction WAS my first crush

7 1h my cousin Walter jerked off in public once True story He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went The plane started spinning around going out of control So he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad So all the passengers are beating off plummeting to their certain doom when all of the sudden the hydraulics kick back in and the plane rights itself It lands safely and everyone puts their pieces or whatever you know away and deboard Nobody mentions the phenomenon to anyone else Despite being a straight male I'm beginning to realise that maybe Harry from One Direction WAS my first crush Meme

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