8201 Garrett YOU MATCHED WITH GARRETT ON 9618 The worst moment of my life was when I was doing parkour and thought I was jumping on a solid surface and ended up in a refrigerator box My friends didn't help me I got stains on my Vineyard Vines tie Mine was a few years ago just out of high school I just got off work and I went to go get some food I walked into Taco Bell and got a big ass burrito I opened it and started to eat it as I walked out the door and apparently I was a little more focused on the burrito And I walked straight into the glass door and pushed the burrito all over my face and shirt I'll Never forget that burrito l once was extremely excited to impress my ex boyfriend's family I made my family's special Chili the secret recipe no less I slaved over that chili for the magical fruit was to be eaten by his family On the way to his house disaster GIF Type a message Send 8201 il Garrett I once was extremely excited to impress my ex boyfriend's family I made my family's special Chili the secret recipe no less I slaved over that chili for the magical fruit was to be eaten by his family On the way to his house disaster struck I salvaged what I could and treated the pavement as an extra step in the seasoning procesS ll always be haunted by that pot of chili If you watch The Office Then you should understand why i anm laughing so hard right now If I didn't watch The Office and that story were true you should have unmatched me immediately ignorant slut nice to meet you Garrett socially awkward jackass The pleasure is mine GIF Type a message Send 8201 Garrett Just so you know me and you a slut and a jackass I don't think that's ridiculous Dot Dot Dot Dot Dot There's no way in hell I'm leaving something interesting is happening in my life for once Well I'm not superstitious but I'm a little stitious And I think this going great I want you to rub butter on my foot Only if I can lick the grill scars I like waking up to the smell of bacon sue me Sue you? I don't want you to fear me Well Would I rather be feared or loved? Both I want you to be afraid of how much you love me Are you trying to hurt my feelings? C GIF Type a message Send 8211 Garrett me Well Would I rather be feared or loved? Both I want you to be afraid of how much you love me Are you trying to hurt my feelings? Because if so you are succeeding Fortunately my feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal man Why are you here? I didn't invite you to my birthday party I am Beyoncé Always Well this was a quality conversation and I don't know how we can improve it from here You're officially like my favorite person on this app This is the best Honestly same That opening line was risky but I'm glad I took it GIF Type a message Send His bio said that he can have entire conversations in The Office quotes I had to see if we are meant to be Meme

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