822団。 94% Southlake DPS SOUTHLAKE April 24 2018 at 1200 PM Dearest Crystal Ladawn Finley What's been up?! We've obvi been looking all over for you! You've been laying low since we last saw you which was using an innocent Southlake victim's identity to open up credit cards in person at a ton of stores in the metroplex Luckily the loss prevention guys prevented you from getting too much property amiright?! You opened up those accounts at Z Gallerie Victoria's Secret At Home Ashley Furniture Best Buy Home Depot and Jared the galleria of jewelry nonetheless Each one of those store's security cameras caught you with your red tattooed lips on the right side of your neck your right armed sleeve tats and you driving your friend's red Jeep with the Texas license plate KGB8529 And OMG we heard you were in an accident in Dallas and hope you're ok even though you provided a fake ID to the other involved party We also know you allegedly committed all the crimes while what a witness described as extremely pregnant SO! Here's the scoop We have the warrant and we are letting all of our besties know what you've been up to You're welcome to reach out to Detective Ellis who is working this case at jdellis@cisouthlaketxus and he will totes fill you in! Gurl CALL ME Love Southlake Police #ProtectSouthlake #ProtectYou LA Whoever runs social media for Southlake TX PD deserves a raise Meme

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