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Advice
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community
Halloween
Halloween
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Parents
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Smarties
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fun
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90 % 90% Verizon Verizon 1008 AM 1008 AM < Halloween is officially 6 weeks away and I was hoping to catch you all before you make your candy selections Over the last three Halloweens I've noticed my child's candy stock has become more and more diluted with cheap candy I don't know if this trend is the result of the referendum high water bills or even the construction but cheap candy has somehow infiltrated our community for Halloween and it has to stop your pennies and step up your game this Halloween It's a calculated loss to the trick or treaters after you adjust for inflation and the apportunity cost of what they could have received elsewhere if they had just skipped your house And while we're setting the guidelines for a cceptable candy this season let's also keep dark chocolate out of circulation These might make a great cheat treat or when certain individuals have their mensies but no child enjoys dark cho colate so stop slinging it Dum Dums Smarties and Jolly Ranchers may be suitable for e but not We are an affluent neighborhood and this status should be reflected in our candy provisions for Halloween Standard size candy is the bar pun intended we set for our community on Halloween If you purchased the fun size you don't need to return them Just keep in mind that 3-4 of those fun size bars equate to a standard size bar when you dole out that candy to trick or treaters or here in For those who do not want to take my advice let it be known that this year there are several of us parents patrolling and monitoring the candy distribution of houses in our neighborhood We will be carrying around small cans of spray paint and marking the sidowalks in front of your house with a red dot in hopes of preventing others from experiencing the same ill fate and time wasted We will also be noting your address and ereatingselling a coler-coded map for the 2020 Halloween season app projected to launch for the 2021 season Once you're marked and listed on the map you might as well turn off the lights and stop celebrating Halloween! For the elderly who hand out coins unless you plan on throwing some quarters into the mix stop peddling your pennies and step up your game this Halloween It's a calculated loss to the trick or treaters after you adjust for inflation and the opportunity cost of what they could have received elsewhere if they had just skipped your house 15 25 Comments And while we're setting the guidelines for acceptable Like Comment Posted about Halloween from a neighbor on the community fb page Meme

found ON 2019-09-27 05:21:51 BY ME.ME

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