97% 2213 Magda than the philo crowd Btw the perfect crime T break into Tiffany's at midnight Do go for the vault? Nol go for the chandelier it's priceless As I'm taking it down a woman catches me She tells me to stop It's her father's business She's Tiffany I say no We make love all night In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada don't trust her BesidesI love the cold Thirty years later Iget a postcard I have a son And he's the Chief of Police This is where the story gets interesting I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero She's been waiting for me all these years She's never taken another lover I don't care I don't show up I go to Berlin That's where I stashed the chandelier Omfg Wait a minute where have l heard that one before Give me a second I can actually hear it in a specific guys Voice Oml is that dwights perfect crime ?? GIF Type a message Meme

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