a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy Bad News Our boss locked the keys inside the building Good News We didn't have to wait around for a locksmith Bad News My boss finds it very concerming that I know how to pick locks and tried to unlock my Tragic BackstoryTM I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because at thirteen I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls Good News A cute girl saw me do it Bad News It was Maggie and since she's already seen me fall out of several trees cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small and knows I can ride a unicycle she'll never think I'm cool no matter what I do It's too late She knows sailorbryant There are million dollar blockbuster movies that were less entertaining than the rollercoaster this post just took me on the-regeneratin-degenerate This post is legendary Source a-fragile-sort-o 531865 notes Legendary Post Meme

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