A MARINE and Superman once fought each other on a bet The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants Most MARINES have a grizzly bear carpet in their roomthe bear isn't dead it's just afraid to move The MARINES have already been to Mars that's why there are no signs of life Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell MARINE CORPS stories A MARINE can cut through a hot knife with butter Death once had a near-MARINE experience The MARINES are the reason why Waldo is hiding A MARINE can slam a revolving door When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for US MARINES A MARINE once kicked a horse in the chin Its descendants are known today as Giraffes A MARINE once got bit by a rattle snake After three days of pain and agony the rattle snake died A MARINE Meme

found ON 2019-03-01 10:54:29 BY ME.ME

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