A Woman Has A Facelift For Her 50th Birthday But Never Expected This VeThisp A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday She spends $15000 and feels pretty good about the results On her way home she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper Before leaving she says to the clerk I hope you don't mind me asking but how old do you think I am? About 32 she replied Nope! I'm exactly 50 the woman says happily A little while later she goes into Mc Donald's and asks the counter girl the very same question The girl replies I'd guess about 29 The woman replies with a big smile Nope I'm 50 Now she's feeling really good about herself She stops in a drug store on her way down the street She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning question The clerk responds Oh I'd say 30 Again she proudly responds I'm 50 but thank you! While waiting for the bus to go home she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question He replies Lady I'm 78 and my eyesight is going Although when I was young there was a sure- fire way to tell how old a woman was It sounds very forward but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra Then and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the best of her She finally blurts out What the hell go ahead He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully He bounces and weighs each breast and he gently pinches each nipple He pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each other After a couple of minutes of this she says Okay okay How old am I? He completes one last squeeze of her breasts removes his hands and says Madam you are 50 Stunned and amazed the woman says That was incredible how could you tell? The old man says Promise you won't get mad? l promise I won't she says I was behind you at Mc Donald's Meme

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