Actual Exchanges Between Pilots And Control Towers These Are Priceless Tower TWA 2341 for noise reduction turn right 45 Degrees TWA 2341 Center we are at 35000 feet How much noise can we make up here? Tower Sir have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727? From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue T'm f-ing bored! Ground Traffic Control Last aircraft transmitting identify yourself immediately! Unknown aircraft said l was f-ing bored not f-ing stupid! O'Hare Approach Control to a 747 United 329 heavy your traffic is a Fokker one o'clock three miles Eastbound United 329 Approach I've always wanted to say thisl've got the little Fokker in sight A DC-10 had come in a little hot and thus had an exceedingly long rollout after touching down San Jose Tower noted American 751 make a hard right turn at the end of the runway if you are able If you are not able take the Guadelupe exit off Highway 101 make a right at the lights and return to the airport A Pan Am 727 flight waiting for start clearance in Munich overheard the following Lufthansa in German Ground what is our start clearance time? Ground in English If you want an answer you must speak in English Lufthansa in English I am a German flying a German airplane in Germany Why must I speak English? Unknown voice from another plane in a beautiful British accent Because you lost the bloody war! Anyone have the story of the ship that wanted the lighthouse to move out of its way? Meme

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