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someone
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sense of humor
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seemed
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reconsider
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speak to me
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attention
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maybe
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their
their
ever
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ill
nobody
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no
 no
something
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die
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way
 way
minutes
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week
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come
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know
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left
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want
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later
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days
 days
problems
 problems
say
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instead
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 said
year
 year
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years
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so much
 so much
on facebook
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dont
 dont
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moan
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swear
 swear
buttons
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already
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told me
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just me
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prayers
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the way
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old timey
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how the hell
 how the hell
i believe in god
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out
a-few-seconds
a-few-seconds
i believe in god
 i believe in god
how the hell
 how the hell
one of us
 one of us
old timey
 old timey
she dies
 she dies
muscles
 muscles
the way
 the way
prayers
 prayers
just me
 just me
told me
 told me
already
 already
buttons
 buttons
swear
 swear
rocks
 rocks
moan
 moan
kill
 kill
pass
 pass
hurt
 hurt
thin
 thin
dont
 dont
ten
 ten
on facebook
 on facebook
so much
 so much
seconds
 seconds
years
 years
much
 much
year
 year
said
 said
instead
 instead
say
 say
problems
 problems
days
 days
later
 later
wrong
 wrong
want
 want
left
 left
know
 know
come
 come
week
 week
minutes
 minutes
way
 way
hands
 hands
my life
 my life
die
 die
something
 something
no
 no
reasons
reasons
were
were
gotten
gotten
miserable
miserable
usually
usually
nowhere
nowhere
nobody
nobody
ill
ill
ever
ever
their
their
maybe
maybe
attention
attention
stupid
stupid
shes
shes
wait for you
wait for you
speak to me
speak to me
i would
i would
reconsider
reconsider
i just
i just
dumber
dumber
i tried
i tried
seemed
seemed
pouty
pouty
kinda
kinda
noticed
noticed
i hate
i hate
my friend
my friend
my eyes
my eyes
i can
i can
knew
knew
glare
glare
gonna
gonna
descend
descend
sitting
sitting
stiff
stiff
froze
froze
came
came
those
those
sense of humor
sense of humor
and then
and then
really really
really really
someone
someone
wait
wait
tried
tried
stuck
stuck
because
because
then
then
anything
anything
just
just
leaves
leaves
style
style
turn
turn
eyes
eyes
bench
bench
find a
find a
me you
me you
find
find
curious
curious
humans
humans
people
people
always
always
nothing
nothing
youre
youre
dead
dead
when you
when you
sure
sure
like
like
hate
hate
joke
joke
great
great
come back
come back
what if
what if
lies
lies
surprised
surprised
liar
liar
tired
tired
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really
this
this
kill me
kill me
look
look
conclusion
conclusion
freshman
freshman
monotheism
monotheism
enter
enter
lose
lose
humor
humor
immortality
immortality
events
events
social
social
study
study
for
for
still
still
what
what
i swear
i swear
imagination
imagination
call
call
you
you
words
words
they
they
remember
remember
face
face
first
first
all
all
them
them
did
did
speak
speak
gods
gods
think
think
she
she
will
will
why
why
believe
believe
day
day
three
three
name
name
ethics
ethics
skin
skin
one day
one day
friend
friend
forensics
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one
bastard
bastard
can
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smartphone
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character
character
who
who
class
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create
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wanted
wanted
next
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remember me
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her
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media
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Been
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alexaloraetheris Reasons I believe my friend is secretly some kind of deity 1 First time we spoke was a week after the beggining of freshman year she summed up my entire character and most of the events of my life Sherlock style I asked her how the hell she knew all that She just shrugged and said she figured out our entire class already 1 2 The one time we had religion class instead of ethics she listened to the teacher for a few minutes laughed and told me Humans have wished to be gods so much they've forgotten they have to ability to create them Imagination has truly suffered from this monotheism stuff I was confused and asked her if she was an atheist She rolled her eyes and said Oh I believe in god alright I just don't think the bastard deserves to be worshipped 3 Out of nowhere she gave me this advice The only truth a liar ever told was that lies weren't going to save you Don't become the liar who has to pass that wisdom on because they speak from experience 4 To this day she has one of those old-timey phones with buttons she only uses to ocassionally call someone When I asked her why she never got a smartphone she got pouty I hate social media On Facebook they talk a lot but never say anything If I wanted to listen to people moan about their problems and ask for help they don't expect l'd listen to their prayers Notice the choice of words 5 I noticed she was stiff and I offered her a massage since I'm really good at it but when i started kneading her back I swear to this day those were not muscles I felt I asked her what she did to turn her muscles into rocks covered with a thin layer of skin and she kinda froze then shrugged and said she was just really really stiff My hands hurt after ten minutes when I can usually go for an hour Next time I offered she seemed surprised and laughed She still has rocks for muscles 6 We were having a debate over the way neural pathways are formed I study biology and she forensics and I jokingly asked if I could have her brain for study when she dies She laughed Sure if you find a way to kill me you can have it I'm actually curious what you're gonna find 7 One time she was tired and miserable and I tried to comfort her We both have really dark sense of humor so I told her she could scare the dead out of their graves with that glare She told me the dead can't come back and I rolled my eyes and said 'obviously' but she continued When you die you descend to the underworld with nothing to lose To keep you they give you something to lose When you want to return they will demand it back That's why nobody ever leaves The only way out is to never enter 8 One day she just came up to me with a disappointed look on her face When I asked her what was wrong she was quiet for a few seconds and then just told me Betrayals committed in good intentions are still damning Just keep that in mind Then she left and didn't speak to me for three days I still don't know what she meant but even three years later I haven't forgotten it 9 We were casually sitting on a bench when out of nowhere she asked me Is it just me or have humans gotten dumber? Or have they always been this stupid and I just haven't been paying attention? 10 She asked me if I ever wondered what it was like to die I said no but told her I would tell her when I found out I meant it as a ghost joke but she smiled at me and said Great I'll wait for you to come back Maybe you'll even remember me In conclusion she is some kind of low-key god and she lost her faith in humanity even before we lost our faith in her but she's stuck with us because immortality is a bitclh PS I just remembered her name is a variation on 'Eve' Maybe l should reconsider my atheist status?! What if God was one of us? Meme

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