Bitch, Chick-Fil-A, and College: Alexis
 @imlexiwest
 Heavy breathing turns me on..a lot
 17/02/2016, 07:14 from Bronx, NY
 15 RETWEETS 21 LIKES
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 Mel @Flyguymel_一
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 @imlexiwest I got asthma
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ttstorytime - *9:30 pm* *30 mins til close* *me working register at Chick Fil A* *like 40 college students come in* *instantly gets depression* *some white girl in a Butler shirt comes up to the register* “Hi, will this be dine in or carryout?” *please say carryout* “Dine in.” *fuck off cunt* “May I please have a 3 meal with EXTRA Chick Fil A sauce.” *FIRST OF ALL YOU DUMB CUNT. 8 COUNT OR 12 COUNT?* “Will that be an 8 or 12 count meal?” “8.” *she takes out her card and swipes it immediately* *FIRST OF ALL, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT TO DRINK?* “Sorry I didn’t catch your drink.” “Oh, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I’ll have a large coffee.” *resisting the urge to strangle this bitch* *FIRST OF ALL, ITS 9:30 AND WE DONT HAVE COFFEE BREWED* “Ok. That might take a while because we have no coffee brewed right now. Is that ok?” “Sure.” *she walks away* *FIRST OF ALL, TAKE YOUR FUCKING TABLE MARKER* “Ma’am, your table marker.” “Oh! Sorry.” *she looks at it* “Um, what is this for?” *FIRST OF ALL, DID I NOT SAY IT WAS A TABLE MARKER? WTF ELSE WOULD IT BE* “It’s how we deliver the food to your table.” “Oh that’s cool!” *she looks inside of it again* “Can I have more Chick Fil A sauce?” *BITCH I PUT LIKE 5 IN THERE* *adds 3 more* “More.” *adds another 3* “Sorry just a little bit mo-“ “Nah fuck that cmere.” *jumps across the counter and and right hooks her across the jaw* *she fold like an omelet and falls onto the Chick Fil A sauce* “Now I gotta clean that shit up too. Fucking white college students.”

ttstorytime - *9:30 pm* *30 mins til close* *me working register at Chick Fil A* *like 40 college students come in* *instantly gets depression* *some white girl in a Butler shirt comes up to the register* “Hi, will this be dine in or carryout?” *please say carryout* “Dine in.” *fuck off cunt* “May I please have a 3 meal with EXTRA Chick Fil A sauce.” *FIRST OF ALL YOU DUMB CUNT. 8 COUNT OR 12 COUNT?* “Will that be an 8 or 12 count meal?” “8.” *she takes out her card and swipes it immediately* *FIRST OF ALL, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT TO DRINK?* “Sorry I didn’t catch your drink.” “Oh, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I’ll have a large coffee.” *resisting the urge to strangle this bitch* *FIRST OF ALL, ITS 9:30 AND WE DONT HAVE COFFEE BREWED* “Ok. That might take a while because we have no coffee brewed right now. Is that ok?” “Sure.” *she walks away* *FIRST OF ALL, TAKE YOUR FUCKING TABLE MARKER* “Ma’am, your table marker.” “Oh! Sorry.” *she looks at it* “Um, what is this for?” *FIRST OF ALL, DID I NOT SAY IT WAS A TABLE MARKER? WTF ELSE WOULD IT BE* “It’s how we deliver the food to your table.” “Oh that’s cool!” *she looks inside of it again* “Can I have more Chick Fil A sauce?” *BITCH I PUT LIKE 5 IN THERE* *adds 3 more* “More.” *adds another 3* “Sorry just a little bit mo-“ “Nah fuck that cmere.” *jumps across the counter and and right hooks her across the jaw* *she fold like an omelet and falls onto the Chick Fil A sauce* “Now I gotta clean that shit up too. Fucking white college students.”

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 students

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 turns me on

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 what the fuck

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 just a little bit

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The Register
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The Counter
The Counter

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Lot
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Alexis @imlexiwest Heavy breathing turns me ona lot 17022016 0714 from Bronx NY 15 RETWEETS 21 LIKES わ 17 Mel @Flyguymel_一 11h @imlexiwest I got asthma 10 00 11 ttstorytime - *930 pm* *30 mins til close* *me working register at Chick Fil A* *like 40 college students come in* *instantly gets depression* *some white girl in a Butler shirt comes up to the register* “Hi will this be dine in or carryout?” *please say carryout* “Dine in” *fuck off cunt* “May I please have a 3 meal with EXTRA Chick Fil A sauce” *FIRST OF ALL YOU DUMB CUNT 8 COUNT OR 12 COUNT?* “Will that be an 8 or 12 count meal?” “8” *she takes out her card and swipes it immediately* *FIRST OF ALL WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT TO DRINK?* “Sorry I didn’t catch your drink” “Oh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I’ll have a large coffee” *resisting the urge to strangle this bitch* *FIRST OF ALL ITS 930 AND WE DONT HAVE COFFEE BREWED* “Ok That might take a while because we have no coffee brewed right now Is that ok?” “Sure” *she walks away* *FIRST OF ALL TAKE YOUR FUCKING TABLE MARKER* “Ma’am your table marker” “Oh! Sorry” *she looks at it* “Um what is this for?” *FIRST OF ALL DID I NOT SAY IT WAS A TABLE MARKER? WTF ELSE WOULD IT BE* “It’s how we deliver the food to your table” “Oh that’s cool!” *she looks inside of it again* “Can I have more Chick Fil A sauce?” *BITCH I PUT LIKE 5 IN THERE* *adds 3 more* “More” *adds another 3* “Sorry just a little bit mo-“ “Nah fuck that cmere” *jumps across the counter and and right hooks her across the jaw* *she fold like an omelet and falls onto the Chick Fil A sauce* “Now I gotta clean that shit up too Fucking white college students” Meme

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