Children
Children
confused
confused
family
family
Friends
Friends
Roommate
Roommate
Thirsty
Thirsty
tumblr
tumblr
weird
weird
Blog
Blog
Free
Free
Fuck
Fuck
Http
Http
Fullmetal Alchemist
Fullmetal Alchemist
Hell
Hell
All The
All The
Back
Back
got
got
random
random
coke
coke
com
com
arm
arm
class
class
jason
jason
one
one
alchemist
alchemist
punk
punk
down
down
sam
sam
fullmetal
fullmetal
she
she
names
names
them
them
all
all
you
you
story
story
debit card
debit card
post
post
what
what
for
for
vending machine
vending machine
machine
machine
ima
ima
href
href
read
read
more
more
this
this
get
get
of course
of course
right
right
little fuckers
little fuckers
button
button
well
well
suddenly
suddenly
damn
damn
room
room
what happened
what happened
bought
bought
feeling
feeling
the machine
the machine
if only
if only
happened
happened
wondering
wondering
what the
what the
those
those
went
went
came
came
myself
myself
practically
practically
knew
knew
finished
finished
the fuck
the fuck
as well
as well
i got
i got
coke machine
coke machine
loud
loud
jake
jake
their
their
giddy
giddy
allie
allie
whilst
whilst
guilty
guilty
brooke
brooke
see
 see
card
 card
know
 know
around
 around
two
 two
knees
 knees
do ya
 do ya
my room
 my room
decided
 decided
sprites
 sprites
watching
 watching
i knew it
 i knew it
tumblr blog
 tumblr blog
on my knees
 on my knees
cherry coke
 cherry coke
what the fuck
 what the fuck
out
out
john
john
what-the-hell
what-the-hell
Fuckers
Fuckers
Off
Off
Bottles
Bottles
Overworked
Overworked
Little
Little
And
And
Both
Both
When
When
That
That
The Button
The Button
But
But
Pat
Pat
Corey
Corey
The
The
From
From
Go Back
Go Back
Cherry
Cherry
Behold
Behold
The Hell
The Hell
On One
On One
A Little
A Little
Pressed
Pressed
Very
Very
These
These
Ya Know
Ya Know
To Go Back
To Go Back
Checking
Checking
After
After
Was
Was
With
With
Result
Result
Our
Our
Found
Found
Are
Are
Statement
Statement
Had
Had
When I
When I
I Was
I Was
The Coke Machine
The Coke Machine
Also
Also
Floor
Floor
Only
Only
Tumblr Com
Tumblr Com
Before
Before
Tell
Tell
Telling
Telling
Even
Even
Round
Round
Course
Course
Slightly
Slightly
Affected
Affected
And What
And What
Before I
Before I
Birthing
Birthing
Gather Round Children
Gather Round Children
Gather
Gather
I Tell You
I Tell You
If I
If I
Knew It
Knew It
One Of Those
One Of Those
As Well As
As Well As
Charged
Charged
Debit
Debit
Down To
Down To
Go Back To
Go Back To
Handed
Handed
Lo And Behold
Lo And Behold
Shows
Shows
Are
Are
Ÿ˜…
Ÿ˜…
Nerfed
Nerfed
Ÿ ”
Ÿ ”
Ÿ˜˜
Ÿ˜˜
Glorious Leader
Glorious Leader
Patients
Patients
Spotted
Spotted
Motheres
Motheres
Squade
Squade
dream-come-true
dream-come-true
spirits
 spirits
beating
 beating
lives
 lives
come
 come
stalemate
stalemate
roasted
roasted
carpets
carpets
ifs
ifs
spot on
spot on
exceptional
exceptional
yours
yours
ons
ons
beg
beg
couches
couches
overly
overly
overeating
overeating
annoyance
annoyance
chillin
chillin
annoy
annoy
coming
coming
cat
cat
boys
boys
boy
boy
Do the Right Thing
Do the Right Thing
Pictures
Pictures
Live
Live
Grumpy Cat
Grumpy Cat
Squad
Squad
roast
roast
memes
memes
meme
meme
lol
lol
Life
Life
Funny
Funny
Fucking
Fucking
Food
Food
dicks
dicks
Chill
Chill
Cats
Cats
beautiful
beautiful
Barber
Barber
ass
ass
ass
ass
Barber
Barber
beautiful
beautiful
Cats
Cats
Chill
Chill
dicks
dicks
Food
Food
Fucking
Fucking
Funny
Funny
Life
Life
lol
lol
meme
meme
memes
memes
roast
roast
Squad
Squad
Grumpy Cat
Grumpy Cat
Live
Live
Pictures
Pictures
Do the Right Thing
Do the Right Thing
boy
boy
boys
boys
cat
cat
coming
coming
annoy
annoy
chillin
chillin
annoyance
annoyance
overeating
overeating
overly
overly
couches
couches
beg
beg
ons
ons
yours
yours
exceptional
exceptional
spot on
spot on
ifs
ifs
carpets
carpets
roasted
roasted
stalemate
stalemate
come
 come
lives
 lives
beating
 beating
spirits
 spirits
dream-come-true
dream-come-true
Squade
Squade
Motheres
Motheres
Spotted
Spotted
Patients
Patients
Glorious Leader
Glorious Leader
Ÿ˜˜
Ÿ˜˜
Ÿ ”
Ÿ ”
Nerfed
Nerfed
Ÿ˜…
Ÿ˜…
Are
Are
Shows
Shows
Lo And Behold
Lo And Behold
Handed
Handed
Go Back To
Go Back To
Down To
Down To
Debit
Debit
Charged
Charged
As Well As
As Well As
One Of Those
One Of Those
Knew It
Knew It
If I
If I
I Tell You
I Tell You
Gather
Gather
Gather Round Children
Gather Round Children
Birthing
Birthing
Before I
Before I
And What
And What
Affected
Affected
Slightly
Slightly
Course
Course
Round
Round
Even
Even
Telling
Telling
Tell
Tell
Before
Before
Tumblr Com
Tumblr Com
Only
Only
Floor
Floor
Also
Also
The Coke Machine
The Coke Machine
I Was
I Was
When I
When I
Had
Had
Statement
Statement
Are
Are
Found
Found
Our
Our
Result
Result
With
With
Was
Was
After
After
Checking
Checking
To Go Back
To Go Back
Ya Know
Ya Know
These
These
Very
Very
Pressed
Pressed
A Little
A Little
On One
On One
The Hell
The Hell
Behold
Behold
Cherry
Cherry
Go Back
Go Back
From
From
The
The
Corey
Corey
Pat
Pat
But
But
The Button
The Button
That
That
When
When
Both
Both
And
And
Little
Little
Overworked
Overworked
Bottles
Bottles
Off
Off
Fuckers
Fuckers
what-the-hell
what-the-hell
john
john
out
out
what the fuck
 what the fuck
cherry coke
 cherry coke
on my knees
 on my knees
tumblr blog
 tumblr blog
i knew it
 i knew it
watching
 watching
sprites
 sprites
decided
 decided
my room
 my room
do ya
 do ya
knees
 knees
two
 two
around
 around
know
 know
card
 card
see
 see
brooke
brooke
guilty
guilty
whilst
whilst
allie
allie
giddy
giddy
their
their
jake
jake
loud
loud
coke machine
coke machine
i got
i got
as well
as well
the fuck
the fuck
finished
finished
knew
knew
practically
practically
myself
myself
came
came
went
went
those
those
what the
what the
wondering
wondering
happened
happened
if only
if only
the machine
the machine
feeling
feeling
bought
bought
what happened
what happened
room
room
damn
damn
suddenly
suddenly
well
well
button
button
little fuckers
little fuckers
right
right
of course
of course
get
get
this
this
more
more
read
read
href
href
ima
ima
machine
machine
vending machine
vending machine
for
for
what
what
post
post
debit card
debit card
story
story
you
you
all
all
them
them
names
names
she
she
fullmetal
fullmetal
sam
sam
down
down
punk
punk
alchemist
alchemist
one
one
jason
jason
class
class
arm
arm
com
com
coke
coke
random
random
got
got
Back
Back
All The
All The
Hell
Hell
Fullmetal Alchemist
Fullmetal Alchemist
Http
Http
Fuck
Fuck
Free
Free
Blog
Blog
weird
weird
tumblr
tumblr
Thirsty
Thirsty
Roommate
Roommate
Friends
Friends
family
family
confused
confused
Children
Children

Allie Jake MorganAshleySandy Brooke Pat fCoke Corey Jason priteShare Sam John Friends mrscarstairs Gather round children whilst I tell you a little story So I was watching Fullmetal Alchemist with my roommate when I got thirsty and decided what the hell Ima get myself a Coke So I went down to the vending machine on our floor and swiped my card and pressed the button to vend the Coke Well TWO cokes popped out Weird right? I looked around wondering if I was on one of those punk’d shows and grabbed both bottles Suddenly a loud thrumming came from the machine and lo and behold 6 MORE COKES CAME OUT After checking my debit card statement I found that I was only charged for ONE coke Feeling giddy but slightly guilty I nabbed all 8 bottles of coke and went back to my room After telling my roommate what happened she decided to go back to the coke machine with me and see if only the Cokes are affected She bought two Sprites and what the fuck do ya know she got those damn Sprites AS WELL AS 11 FREE COKES This of course jammed the machine and before I knew it I was on my knees with my arm up the Coke machine practically birthing these little fuckers I even read off their names on their bottles as I handed them to my roommate We also found a random Cherry Coke had popped out as well Behold our finished family 19 cokes 2 Sprites and a Cherry Coke all the result of a very overworked and confused Coke machine Meme

found @ 34 likes ON 2019-03-24 20:15:31 BY ME.ME

source: tumblr