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Fullmetal Alchemist
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Hell
Hell
All The
All The
Back
Back
got
got
random
random
coke
coke
com
com
arm
arm
class
class
jason
jason
one
one
alchemist
alchemist
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punk
down
down
sam
sam
fullmetal
fullmetal
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she
names
names
them
them
all
all
you
you
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story
debit card
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post
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what
for
for
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button
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room
room
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bought
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finished
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the fuck
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as well
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coke machine
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loud
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jake
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their
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allie
allie
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around
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 two
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 my room
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 sprites
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 watching
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 i knew it
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on my knees
 on my knees
cherry coke
 cherry coke
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 what the fuck
out
out
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john
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what-the-hell
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paid
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 animations
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 no reason
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 thanking
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 sinking
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 animate
ladders
 ladders
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 cryin
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 so much
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stupid
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memes
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bowl
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played
highness
highness
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stupid
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go to
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motherfucker
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support
support
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momentous
walk
 walk
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 growing
called
 called
die
 die
so much
 so much
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 hates
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 cryin
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 floored
ladders
 ladders
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 animate
sinking
 sinking
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 thanking
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 the ninja
animations
 animations
and the others
 and the others
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paid
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point
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Meme Smile
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Animal Meme
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Animals Meme
Animals Memes
Animals Memes
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Turtling
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Fuckins
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And
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Age
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Rowing
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No Its Not
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Wishes
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Can Do
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The Stupid
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The A
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Shows
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Go Back To
Down To
Down To
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Course
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Round
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Even
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A Href
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The Coke Machine
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When I
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Had
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Are
Found
Found
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Our
Result
Result
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With
Was
Was
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To Go Back
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The
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The Button
That
That
When
When
Both
Both
And
And
Little
Little
Overworked
Overworked
Bottles
Bottles
Off
Off
Fuckers
Fuckers
what-the-hell
what-the-hell
john
john
out
out
what the fuck
 what the fuck
cherry coke
 cherry coke
on my knees
 on my knees
tumblr blog
 tumblr blog
i knew it
 i knew it
watching
 watching
sprites
 sprites
decided
 decided
my room
 my room
do ya
 do ya
knees
 knees
two
 two
around
 around
know
 know
card
 card
see
 see
called
 called
brooke
brooke
otherwise
otherwise
guilty
guilty
whilst
whilst
allie
allie
giddy
giddy
their
their
jake
jake
loud
loud
coke machine
coke machine
i got
i got
as well
as well
the fuck
the fuck
finished
finished
knew
knew
practically
practically
myself
myself
came
came
went
went
those
those
what the
what the
tmblr
tmblr
wondering
wondering
happened
happened
if only
if only
the machine
the machine
feeling
feeling
bought
bought
what happened
what happened
room
room
damn
damn
suddenly
suddenly
what a
what a
well
well
button
button
little fuckers
little fuckers
right
right
sweet
sweet
of course
of course
get
get
this
this
more
more
read
read
href
href
ima
ima
machine
machine
vending machine
vending machine
for
for
what
what
post
post
debit card
debit card
story
story
you
you
all
all
them
them
names
names
she
she
fullmetal
fullmetal
sam
sam
down
down
punk
punk
alchemist
alchemist
one
one
jason
jason
class
class
arm
arm
com
com
coke
coke
random
random
got
got
Back
Back
All The
All The
Hell
Hell
Fullmetal Alchemist
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Allie Jake MorganAshleySandy Brooke Pat fCoke Corey Jason priteShare Sam John Friends brandonsgame otherwise-called-squidpope mrscarstairs Gather round children whilst I tell you a little story So I was watching Fullmetal Alchemist with my roommate when I got thirsty and decided what the hell Ima get myself a Coke So I went down to the vending machine on our floor and swiped my card and pressed the button to vend the Coke Well TWO cokes popped out Weird right? I looked around wondering if I was on one of those punk’d shows and grabbed both bottles Suddenly a loud thrumming came from the machine and lo and behold 6 MORE COKES CAME OUT After checking my debit card statement I found that I was only charged for ONE coke Feeling giddy but slightly guilty I nabbed all 8 bottles of coke and went back to my room After telling my roommate what happened she decided to go back to the coke machine with me and see if only the Cokes are affected She bought two Sprites and what the fuck do ya know she got those damn Sprites AS WELL AS 11 FREE COKES This of course jammed the machine and before I knew it I was on my knees with my arm up the Coke machine practically birthing these little fuckers I even read off their names on their bottles as I handed them to my roommate We also found a random Cherry Coke had popped out as well Behold our finished family 19 cokes 2 Sprites and a Cherry Coke all the result of a very overworked and confused Coke machine what a sweet litter @xubbs Meme

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