ampireapologist the human body is so fake like i'll be reading the news and it's like 25 year old woman free falls 1500 feet into 25 feet of snow found alive and uninjured and while I'm absolutely reeling over that I don't even have time to process it fully before I look at the next article 25 year old man falls into shallow end of pool dies instantly like our bodies literally have the durability predictability of an iphone vampireapologist one time I misjudged how steep a hill was and proceeded to slide down the slope of a cliff for a full half minute and hit the bottom unscathed then I tripped on the stairs on my way to see Neon Genesis Evangelion and shattered my entire kneecap beefnap We have god mode or one hit KO no in between Meme

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