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An actual e-mail I had to send to my professor yesterday Class tonight - SWAT Today at 357 PM Good afternoon Professor I know this is going to sound crazy but there is a sniper team outside of my house right now They've been there for about 2 hours now and it's not clear whether or not they will still be there by 6 I live in if you'd like to check with police In the event that there is still a SWAT operation around my house by the time I need to leave for class would you consider excusing me for the day if I send you my completed assignments? Again I know this is a strange situation but I'd rather not leave the house at the moment His response Yesterday Details To Lordy Mercy- this is the first time I have gotten this excuse for not coming to class!! Of course I will excuse you DO NOT leave your house until the danger is over Send me your homework but be sure to talk with someone about tonight's class The take- home portion of the final will be posted Please let me know that you are OK when this is all resolved Also I am glad they are pointed away from your house! tastefullyoffensive “Some guy a few houses down barricaded himself in his house with an assault rifle Fortunately they got him or he gave himself up without any shots fired or anyone getting hurt” - SgtScheisskopf Meme

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