Animals
Animals
beautiful
beautiful
Crying
Crying
head
head
Life
Life
Music
Music
News
News
Prince
Prince
shower
shower
SpongeBob
SpongeBob
tumblr
tumblr
Angel
Angel
Angels
Angels
Blog
Blog
Breakfast
Breakfast
Giant
Giant
Http
Http
Hummingbird
Hummingbird
Kids
Kids
Kiss
Kiss
Movie
Movie
Puppy
Puppy
Snow
Snow
The Middle
The Middle
Time
Time
Today
Today
Watch
Watch
Sleeping
Sleeping
Change
Change
Dance
Dance
Laughter
Laughter
Living
Living
Only One
Only One
Sleep
Sleep
Texts
Texts
Nice
Nice
All The
All The
Back
Back
got
got
hot wheels
hot wheels
net
net
zoo
zoo
Dog
Dog
cat
cat
car
car
spoon
spoon
class
class
him
him
can
can
brunch
brunch
one
one
carpet
carpet
friend
friend
sleep number
sleep number
down
down
awake
awake
the words
the words
means
means
lock
lock
window
window
urine
urine
hot
hot
kid
kid
all
all
wake
wake
pillow
pillow
check
check
moment
moment
words
words
you
you
door
door
now
now
show
show
lie
lie
post
post
what
what
the sweet
the sweet
zone
zone
times
times
still
still
wheels
wheels
made
made
for
for
cat litter
cat litter
child
child
lullaby
lullaby
taxidermy
taxidermy
loaded
loaded
the car
the car
slip
slip
href
href
used
used
deposit
deposit
disposable income
disposable income
income
income
the dog
the dog
using
using
more
more
you tried
you tried
wake up
wake up
get
get
saturday
saturday
sweet
sweet
like
like
youre
youre
bed
bed
making
making
well
well
room
room
unfortunately
unfortunately
turn
turn
morning
morning
just
just
sand
sand
though
though
finally
finally
because
because
outside
outside
realize
realize
bought
bought
stuck
stuck
everyone
everyone
tried
tried
feeling
feeling
warm
warm
someone
someone
coming
coming
dramatic
dramatic
forehead
forehead
wide awake
wide awake
hes
hes
let's
let's
terrifying
terrifying
away
away
the 6
the 6
stir
stir
no way
no way
humid
humid
get up
get up
saying
saying
yelling
yelling
saturdays
saturdays
screw you
screw you
get ready
get ready
sleep well
sleep well
throwing
throwing
average
average
same
same
maybe
maybe
tub
tub
heard
heard
go to
go to
explain
explain
screw
screw
dump
dump
glue
glue
embrace
embrace
slumber
slumber
tranquil
tranquil
the kid
the kid
catch up
catch up
slur
slur
stunt
stunt
you know what
you know what
through
through
snow angels
 snow angels
almost
 almost
episode
 episode
walk
 walk
no
 no
see
 see
die
 die
way
 way
minutes
 minutes
ready
 ready
know
 know
later
 later
instead
 instead
in the middle of
 in the middle of
peed
 peed
hear
 hear
mall
 mall
dont
 dont
eggs
 eggs
hates
 hates
yells
 yells
catch
 catch
decided
 decided
back down
 back down
crackling
 crackling
living room
 living room
tumblr blog
 tumblr blog
racial slur
 racial slur
back to life
 back to life
you don't know
 you don't know
saturday morning
 saturday morning
out
out
over
over
ride
ride
kisses
kisses
bathroom
bathroom
Favorite
Favorite
Off
Off
Little
Little
Stairs
Stairs
And
And
You Know
You Know
Body
Body
Forgot
Forgot
Racial
Racial
Number
Number
Actually
Actually
That
That
Is Coming
Is Coming
Try
Try
But
But
Not
Not
Where
Where
Diaper
Diaper
The Door
The Door
Dont Know
Dont Know
Its Saturday
Its Saturday
Now Your
Now Your
The
The
From
From
Take A Shower
Take A Shower
Go Back
Go Back
Your
Your
You Wont
You Wont
Its
Its
Take
Take
Resting
Resting
Aware
Aware
Front
Front
On One
On One
A Little
A Little
One Time
One Time
Flips
Flips
The A
The A
Without
Without
Múltiple
Múltiple
While
While
Didnt
Didnt
Zoo Animals
Zoo Animals
Tumble
Tumble
Dumps
Dumps
Louder
Louder
Visions
Visions
Watched
Watched
Know What
Know What
Thats
Thats
Was
Was
With
With
Let
Let
Middle
Middle
Getting Up
Getting Up
Comes
Comes
In A
In A
Have
Have
Four
Four
Sounds
Sounds
Sleep Well Sweet Prince
Sleep Well Sweet Prince
A Href
A Href
The Only One
The Only One
Go Karts
Go Karts
Which
Which
Only
Only
Degrees
Degrees
The Living Room
The Living Room
10 30
10 30
The News
The News
The Zoo
The Zoo
Theres
Theres
Watch A Movie
Watch A Movie
The Music
The Music
Your Child
Your Child
Doing
Doing
Wants
Wants
Than
Than
Getting
Getting
Wide
Wide
Refreshed
Refreshed
Even
Even
His
His
Some
Some
Having
Having
Adjust
Adjust
Disposable
Disposable
Doses
Doses
The Same
The Same
Upstairs
Upstairs
30 More Minutes
30 More Minutes
A Kid
A Kid
A Sweet
A Sweet
Adjustable Bed
Adjustable Bed
An Average
An Average
And Now
And Now
And You
And You
Blows
Blows
Coming Back To Life
Coming Back To Life
Coming Back
Coming Back
Covered In
Covered In
Dramatic Moment
Dramatic Moment
Episode Of Spongebob
Episode Of Spongebob
Feeling Refreshed
Feeling Refreshed
Get Ready For
Get Ready For
Get The
Get The
Going To The Zoo
Going To The Zoo
Having A Kid
Having A Kid
In The
In The
Into
Into
It Over
It Over
Lap
Lap
Like A
Like A
Litter
Litter
Lock The Door
Lock The Door
Longer
Longer
News And
News And
Out Of
Out Of
Six
Six
Tranquill
Tranquill
Tranquillity
Tranquillity
Tranquilness
Tranquilness
Picture Of
Picture Of
decided
 decided
lives
 lives
dinner
 dinner
walk
 walk
through
through
whips
whips
there
there
rugged
rugged
yours
yours
yours
yours
rugged
rugged
there
there
whips
whips
through
through
walk
 walk
dinner
 dinner
lives
 lives
decided
 decided
Picture Of
Picture Of
Tranquilness
Tranquilness
Tranquillity
Tranquillity
Tranquill
Tranquill
Six
Six
Out Of
Out Of
News And
News And
Longer
Longer
Lock The Door
Lock The Door
Litter
Litter
Like A
Like A
Lap
Lap
It Over
It Over
Into
Into
In The
In The
Having A Kid
Having A Kid
Going To The Zoo
Going To The Zoo
Get The
Get The
Get Ready For
Get Ready For
Feeling Refreshed
Feeling Refreshed
Episode Of Spongebob
Episode Of Spongebob
Dramatic Moment
Dramatic Moment
Covered In
Covered In
Coming Back
Coming Back
Coming Back To Life
Coming Back To Life
Blows
Blows
And You
And You
And Now
And Now
An Average
An Average
Adjustable Bed
Adjustable Bed
A Sweet
A Sweet
A Kid
A Kid
30 More Minutes
30 More Minutes
Upstairs
Upstairs
The Same
The Same
Doses
Doses
Disposable
Disposable
Adjust
Adjust
Having
Having
Some
Some
His
His
Even
Even
Refreshed
Refreshed
Wide
Wide
Getting
Getting
Than
Than
Wants
Wants
Doing
Doing
Your Child
Your Child
The Music
The Music
Watch A Movie
Watch A Movie
Theres
Theres
The Zoo
The Zoo
The News
The News
10 30
10 30
The Living Room
The Living Room
Degrees
Degrees
Only
Only
Which
Which
Go Karts
Go Karts
The Only One
The Only One
A Href
A Href
Sleep Well Sweet Prince
Sleep Well Sweet Prince
Sounds
Sounds
Four
Four
Have
Have
In A
In A
Comes
Comes
Getting Up
Getting Up
Middle
Middle
Let
Let
With
With
Was
Was
Thats
Thats
Know What
Know What
Watched
Watched
Visions
Visions
Louder
Louder
Dumps
Dumps
Tumble
Tumble
Zoo Animals
Zoo Animals
Didnt
Didnt
While
While
Múltiple
Múltiple
Without
Without
The A
The A
Flips
Flips
One Time
One Time
A Little
A Little
On One
On One
Front
Front
Aware
Aware
Resting
Resting
Take
Take
Its
Its
You Wont
You Wont
Your
Your
Go Back
Go Back
Take A Shower
Take A Shower
From
From
The
The
Now Your
Now Your
Its Saturday
Its Saturday
Dont Know
Dont Know
The Door
The Door
Diaper
Diaper
Where
Where
Not
Not
But
But
Try
Try
Is Coming
Is Coming
That
That
Actually
Actually
Number
Number
Racial
Racial
Forgot
Forgot
Body
Body
You Know
You Know
And
And
Stairs
Stairs
Little
Little
Off
Off
Favorite
Favorite
bathroom
bathroom
kisses
kisses
ride
ride
over
over
out
out
saturday morning
 saturday morning
you don't know
 you don't know
back to life
 back to life
racial slur
 racial slur
tumblr blog
 tumblr blog
living room
 living room
crackling
 crackling
back down
 back down
decided
 decided
catch
 catch
yells
 yells
hates
 hates
eggs
 eggs
dont
 dont
mall
 mall
hear
 hear
peed
 peed
in the middle of
 in the middle of
instead
 instead
later
 later
know
 know
ready
 ready
minutes
 minutes
way
 way
die
 die
see
 see
no
 no
walk
 walk
episode
 episode
almost
 almost
snow angels
 snow angels
through
through
you know what
you know what
stunt
stunt
slur
slur
catch up
catch up
the kid
the kid
tranquil
tranquil
slumber
slumber
embrace
embrace
glue
glue
dump
dump
screw
screw
explain
explain
go to
go to
heard
heard
tub
tub
maybe
maybe
same
same
average
average
throwing
throwing
sleep well
sleep well
get ready
get ready
screw you
screw you
saturdays
saturdays
yelling
yelling
saying
saying
get up
get up
humid
humid
no way
no way
stir
stir
the 6
the 6
away
away
terrifying
terrifying
let's
let's
hes
hes
wide awake
wide awake
forehead
forehead
dramatic
dramatic
coming
coming
someone
someone
warm
warm
feeling
feeling
tried
tried
everyone
everyone
stuck
stuck
bought
bought
realize
realize
outside
outside
because
because
finally
finally
though
though
sand
sand
just
just
morning
morning
turn
turn
unfortunately
unfortunately
room
room
well
well
making
making
bed
bed
youre
youre
like
like
sweet
sweet
saturday
saturday
get
get
wake up
wake up
you tried
you tried
more
more
using
using
the dog
the dog
income
income
disposable income
disposable income
deposit
deposit
used
used
href
href
slip
slip
the car
the car
loaded
loaded
taxidermy
taxidermy
lullaby
lullaby
child
child
cat litter
cat litter
for
for
made
made
wheels
wheels
still
still
times
times
zone
zone
the sweet
the sweet
what
what
post
post
lie
lie
show
show
now
now
door
door
you
you
words
words
moment
moment
check
check
pillow
pillow
wake
wake
all
all
kid
kid
hot
hot
urine
urine
window
window
lock
lock
means
means
the words
the words
awake
awake
down
down
sleep number
sleep number
friend
friend
carpet
carpet
one
one
brunch
brunch
can
can
him
him
class
class
spoon
spoon
car
car
cat
cat
Dog
Dog
zoo
zoo
net
net
hot wheels
hot wheels
got
got
Back
Back
All The
All The
Nice
Nice
Texts
Texts
Sleep
Sleep
Only One
Only One
Living
Living
Laughter
Laughter
Dance
Dance
Change
Change
Sleeping
Sleeping
Watch
Watch
Today
Today
Time
Time
The Middle
The Middle
Snow
Snow
Puppy
Puppy
Movie
Movie
Kiss
Kiss
Kids
Kids
Hummingbird
Hummingbird
Http
Http
Giant
Giant
Breakfast
Breakfast
Blog
Blog
Angels
Angels
Angel
Angel
tumblr
tumblr
SpongeBob
SpongeBob
shower
shower
Prince
Prince
News
News
Music
Music
Life
Life
head
head
Crying
Crying
beautiful
beautiful
Animals
Animals

AN AVERAGE SATURDAY MORNING WITH KIDS VS WITHOUT KID WITH KIDS TIME WITHOUT KIDS Time to get up! Someone peed 600 You won't be getting up for 5 through his diaper and now your bed is covered in urine more You change a diaper and try to get the kid to sleep a little longer but now the he's yelling zoo animals and doing flips on the 630 You made some breakfast for your child but today he decided he hates eggs He's saying he wants scrims but you don't know what that means He won't explain and just keeps yelling scrims louder and louder 700 Your pillow got a little warm so you turn it over and go back to You've now watched the same episode of Spongebob four times One time you tried to change it over to the news and your kid shoved a spoon in the Tranquil visions dance in your 800 O0 head as the sweet embrace of slumber engulfs your resting body You attempt to take a shower but your kid keeps throwing can openers into the tub You weren't aware that you hacd multiple can openers An angel comes down and gently kisses your forehead Sleep well sweet prince 830 You walk upstairs to your room but didn't realize your kid was using the stairs as a stunt zone for Hot Wheels and you slip on one and nearly die as you tumble back down to the A hummingbird perches itself outside your window and sings a sweet lullaby He blows you a kiss and soars away 900 You try to finally go to the bathroom but forgot to lock the door so now your kid is crying because you won't let him dump sand in your lap He dumps it on the dog instead The sand was actually used cat litter You wake briefly to adjust your sleep number You bought an adjustable bed with all the disposable income you have from not having a kid 930 You hear laughter which is almost more terrifying than crying You walk in the living room to see your kid making 1000 S Still sleeping soundly like a puppy in front of a crackling snow angels in glue There's no way you're getting your deposit back with a giant glue angel in the middle of the carpet Your kid doses off and you try to catch up on your favorite show You stir a little and check your texts Your friend wants to go to brunch later That sounds nice 30 more minutes of sleep and you'll get ready for that Maybe go to mall later or ride go-karts Unfortunately six minutes into it 1030 there's a dramatic moment where the music builds and your kid is now wide-awake Screw You get everyone loaded into the car to go to the zoo even though it's 90 degrees and so humid taxidermy is coming back to life Your kid yells a racial slur he heard in a movie Out of all the words he's heard that's the only one that stuck You wake up feeling refreshed and beautiful You know what? It's Saturday Let's just lie in the bed a while and watch a movie 1100 srsfunnySaturdays With Kids Vs Without Kids Meme

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