An Econ Teacher Gave His Senior Highschool Students His Personal List Of Wisest WordsAnd They Make A Lot Of Sense 1 There are plenty of ways to enter a pool The stairs is not one of them 2 Never cancel dinner plans by text message 3 Don't knock it till you try it 4 a stree performer makes you stop walking you owe him a buck 5 Always use we when referring to your home 6 When entrusted with a secret keep it 7 Don't underestimate free throws in a game of HORSE 8 lust because you can doesn't mean you should 9 Don't dumb yourself down 10 You only get one chance to notice new hairout 11 If you're staying more than one night unpack 12 Never park in front of a bar 13 Expect the seat in front of you to redine Prepare 14 Keep a picture of your first fish first cer and first 15 Hold your heroes to a high standard 17 Never lie to your doctor 18 All guns are 19 Don't mention sunburns Believe me they know 20 The best way to show thanks is to wear it Even if it's only once 21 Take and TV once vacation of your cell phone internet year 22 Don't fill up on bread no matter how good 24 Don't linger in the doorway in or out 25 If you choose to go in drag don't sell yourself short 26 If you want to know what makes you unique sit for 27 Never get your haircut the day of a special 28 Be mindful of what comes between you and the Earth Ahways buy good shoes tires and sheets 29 Never eat unch at your desk If you can avoid it 30 When you're with new friends don't just tak 31 Eat unch with the new kids 32 When traveling keep your wits about you No 33 It's never too late for an apology 34 Don't pose wth boore It's unbecoming 5 If you have the right of way TAKE IT 36 You don't get to choose your own nickname 37 When you marry someone remember you marry 39 Under nocrcumstances should you ask ง woman 40 it'snot enough to be proud of your ancestry ive up to t 41 Don't make a 42 When giving a thank you speech short and sweet 44 Never glost 46 Make time for your mother on your birthday It'sa special day for her too 47 When opening presents no one lices &a good guesver 48 Sympathy Is a crutch Never take ล limp 49 Give credit Take biame 50 Suck it up every now and then 51 Never be the last one in the pool 52 Don't stare 53 Address everyone that carries a firearm 54 Stand up to bulies You only have to do it once 55 fyoul've made your point stop talking 56 Admit it when you're wrong 7 it you offer to help don't quit until the job is done 58 Look people in the eye when you thank them 60 Never answer the phone at the dinner table 61 Forgive yoursef for your mistakes 62 Know at least one good joke 63 Don't boo Even the ref is somebody's son one good meal 65 Leam to drive manualstick shift 66 Be cool to yourger kids Reputations are built over 67 It's okay to po to the movies by yourself 68 Dance with your motherTather 69 Don't lose your cool Especialy at work 0 Always thank the host 71 It you don't understand ask before it's too late 72 Know the size of your boyfriend girtriend's 73 There is nothing wrong with a plain t shirt 74 De a good ästener Don't just take your turn to 5 eep your word 76 In colege always sit near the front You'll stand our immediately and come grade time it will oome in handy 7 Carry your mother's begs She carried you for 9 78 Be pacient with arport security They are just 79 Don't be the talker in a movie 80 The oppesite svex ikes people who shower 81 You are what you da Nat what you say 82 Learn to change tire 83 Be kind Everyone has a hard fight ahead 84 An hour with grandparents is time we spent Ask for advice when you need it Don't itter 86 tf you have ฮ sister get to know her 87 You won't always be the strongest or fastest But you can't be the toughest 89 Duy the orange properties in Monopoly 90 Make the littie things count 91 92 There is a fine line between loaking suitry and slutty Find it 93 94 You're never too old to need your Mom Ladies 2 you make the decision to wee hees on the first dste commit to keeping them on and keeping your trap shut about how much your feet kil 96 Your dance moves might not be the best but i promise making a fool of yourself is more fun than sitting on the bench alone 99 Being old is not dictated by your bedtime 100 If you HAVE to fight punch first and punch hard epicjohndoe Wise Words From A Smart Teacher Meme

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