anarchetypal so i'm riding the elevator up to my apartment when the emergency phone in the elevator starts ringing and i just stand there for a second because this thing is like thirty years old and has never rung or even been used from what i know but eventually i answer it thinking maybe something's wrong with the elevator?? it's an emergency phone it's probably an emergency??? i dunno except i shit you not it's a telemarketer a telemarketer that's as confused as i am when i finally interrupt him mid-spiel to inform him he has the wrong number and then interrupt him again to explain further that uh no seriously this is an elevator phone i'm standing in an elevator talking to you on the emergency phone i really think you got the wrong number oh says telemarketer guy yeah i say there's some mutually-confused silence so this is my stop i say i gotta go oh says telemarketer guy good luck i add because telemarketer guy seems like he's having an existential crisis and then i hang up on him because he's having arn existential crisis and won't actually end the call and because again i'm talking on an elevator emergency phone and you know this is my stop i gotta go smallest-feeblest-boggart i'm just a big fan of the tone in which the ending was told Meme

found ON 2019-05-09 21:25:18 BY ME.ME

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