Anne Thériault Follow @anne_theriault Watching a couple on what appears to be a terrible first coffee date at the table next to me Dude is every precious self- involved writer 412 PM - 3 Jul 2015 Toronto Ontario Canada 267 t3 154 Anne Thériault Follow @anne_theriault I'm writing a screenplay It's about this guy who never really feels like he fits in Like he's just different 413 PM - 3 Jul 2015 Toronto Ontario Canada 178 121 Anne Thériault Follow @anne_theriault People tell me I look like James Franco 415 PM - 3 Jul 2015 Toronto Ontario Canada 145 t97 Anne Thériault Follow @anne_theriault She keeps politely asking him questions Not once has he asked her about herself Wait he just asked if she'd ever dated a writer wtf 417 PM - 3 Jul 2015 Toronto Ontario Canada 204 122 Anne Thériault Follow @anne_theriault Writing is really hard People don't know that It involves a lot of introspection a lot of wrestling with your own demons 419 PM - 3 Jul 2015 Toronto Ontario Canada t 110 150 Anne Thériault Follow @anne_theriault He's now complaining about the body of the coffee telling her he knows a place that doesn't over-roast their beans 426 PM - 3 Jul 2015 Toronto Ontario Canada 154 t 97 Note to self don't ever date a writer Anne Thériault Follow @anne_theriault Girl works for a non-profit Dude is condescendingly explaining to her why most non-profit models don't work he looked into making one once 435 PM - 3 Jul 2015 Toronto Ontario Canada 163 t 101 Anne Thériault Follow @anne_theriault Every single thing she mentions he did that one time with my buddy and is now an expert in 438 PM - 3 Jul 2015 Toronto Ontario Canada 134 t92 Anne Thériault Follow @anne_theriault Girl I actually love cooking Dude Oh god you should try my puttanesca sauce my friend who's a chef says it's even better than his Anne Theriault Follow @anne_theriault A lot of my friends are having kids but I don't know *self conscious laugh* I can barely take care of myself let alone a baby 443 PM - 3 Jul 2015 Toronto Ontario Canada 88 t 61 Anne Thériault Follow @anne_theriault OH NO NOW HE'S TALKING ABOUT HOW HIS FEAR OF HAVING CHILDREN STEMS FROM HIS DADDY ISSUES AND I CANNOT 445 PM - 3 Jul 2015 Toronto Ontario Canada 154 t84 Anne Thériault Follow @anne_theriault Girl has a look of mild panic 446 PM - 3 Jul 2015 Toronto Ontario Canada 113 t77 Anne Thériault Follow @anne_theriault Girl just looked at her phone in feigned surprise Oh weird I have a text from my mom I just snorted audibly turned it into fake cough 450 PM -3 Jul 2015 Toronto Ontario Canada 275 t103 Anne Thériault Follow @anne_theriault Dude oblivious oh yeah? That's awesome I don't think my mom even knows how to text 451 PM - 3 Jul 2015 Toronto Ontario Canada 96 13 70 Anne Thériault Follow @anne_theriault Girl yeah she's uh worried she left her stove on she's in a meeting and can't go home I'd better go check for her 453 PM - 3 Jul 2015 Toronto Ontario Canada 213 t 87 Anne Thériault Follow @anne_theriault Dude do you want to go and come back? Girl It's pretty far Maybe we can do this again next week? I'll text you OUT THE DOOR LIKE A SHOT 458 PM-3 Jul 2015 315 95 Anne Thériault Follow @anne_theriault He just opened his laptop and started typing I hope it's a sad story about his life 459 PM - 3 Jul 2015 304 t 87 caffeinatedinsanity matronofthevoid blackberries-and-arsenic underwearandourjackedupthumbs hohomylad #honestly i dont care if its fake It’s not It happens every day all around the world Hate to break it to ya boys!But you’ve been on THAT EXACT DATE TOO!……only you were the oblivious and self involved guy that she ran from though! < Hey I can reliably say I’ve never been this guy! 👍👍 I don’t go on dates Meme

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