beautiful
beautiful

beautiful

blunts
blunts

blunts

cars
cars

cars

Chill
Chill

Chill

Dogs
Dogs

Dogs

Drugs
Drugs

Drugs

Fucking
Fucking

Fucking

pizza
pizza

pizza

Police
Police

Police

shit
shit

shit

Smell
Smell

Smell

Smoking
Smoking

Smoking

Sorry
Sorry

Sorry

Weed
Weed

Weed

WTF
WTF

WTF

Anonymous
Anonymous

Anonymous

Break
Break

Break

Drive
Drive

Drive

Fuck
Fuck

Fuck

House
House

House

Nope
Nope

Nope

Old
Old

Old

greentext
greentext

greentext

Asshole
Asshole

Asshole

Back
Back

Back

Been
Been

Been

Haha
Haha

Haha

boy
boy

boy

idea
idea

idea

ask
ask

ask

super
super

super

Dog
Dog

Dog

car
car

car

working
working

working

box
box

box

next
next

next

bolt
bolt

bolt

cops
cops

cops

gone
gone

gone

him
him

him

can
can

can

raw
raw

raw

old boy
old boy

old boy

one
one

one

one day
one day

one day

down
down

down

hide
hide

hide

stash
stash

stash

open
open

open

tiff
tiff

tiff

cop
cop

cop

fast
fast

fast

day
day

day

will
will

will

window
window

window

think
think

think

ipg
ipg

ipg

all
all

all

bmp
bmp

bmp

make
make

make

they
they

they

seat
seat

seat

you
you

you

call
call

call

door
door

door

the street
the street

the street

manager
manager

manager

creating
creating

creating

for
for

for

months
months

months

chronicles
chronicles

chronicles

sigh
sigh

sigh

pizza delivery
pizza delivery

pizza delivery

blunt
blunt

blunt

street
street

street

fine
fine

fine

the car
the car

the car

knock
knock

knock

the dog
the dog

the dog

get
get

get

oh shit
oh shit

oh shit

right
right

right

likes
likes

likes

walking
walking

walking

delivery
delivery

delivery

perfect
perfect

perfect

smoke
smoke

smoke

together
together

together

pull up
pull up

pull up

coming
coming

coming

certainly
certainly

certainly

those
those

those

sitting
sitting

sitting

seen
seen

seen

i can
i can

i can

shitty
shitty

shitty

my car
my car

my car

call my
call my

call my

scratching
scratching

scratching

excuse
excuse

excuse

contemplate
contemplate

contemplate

occasionally
occasionally

occasionally

ever
ever

ever

ill
ill

ill

roll
roll

roll

hoping
hoping

hoping

joints
joints

joints

there
there

there

pizza box
pizza box

pizza box

console
console

console

relief
relief

relief

ignore
 ignore

ignore

walk
 walk

walk

no
 no

no

something
 something

something

see
 see

see

way
 way

way

left
 left

left

later
 later

later

hear
 hear

hear

dont
 dont

dont

throw
 throw

throw

deliver
 deliver

deliver

make up
 make up

make up

barking
 barking

barking

howling
 howling

howling

get back
 get back

get back

a-few-months
a-few-months

a-few-months

car-and-drive
car-and-drive

car-and-drive

over
over

over

None
None

None

None
None

None

None
None

None

None
None

None

None
None

None

None
None

None

And
And

And

Cant
Cant

Cant

Breathe
Breathe

Breathe

Smoke Weed
Smoke Weed

Smoke Weed

That
That

That

But
But

But

Not
Not

Not

Where
Where

Where

For You
For You

For You

The Door
The Door

The Door

Sigh Of Relief
Sigh Of Relief

Sigh Of Relief

The
The

The

Long
Long

Long

The Perfect
The Perfect

The Perfect

I Have
I Have

I Have

Part
Part

Part

My Shit
My Shit

My Shit

Few
Few

Few

Pull
Pull

Pull

Open Up
Open Up

Open Up

Checking
Checking

Checking

Start
Start

Start

As Fast As I Can
As Fast As I Can

As Fast As I Can

Topper
Topper

Topper

Puckered Asshole
Puckered Asshole

Puckered Asshole

In My
In My

In My

Winks
Winks

Winks

With
With

With

Should
Should

Should

Are
Are

Are

Have
Have

Have

Stories
Stories

Stories

Going
Going

Going

Goes
Goes

Goes

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But That

But That

Only
Only

Only

Center
Center

Center

Most
Most

Most

Decide
Decide

Decide

Some
Some

Some

A Few
A Few

A Few

A Long
A Long

A Long

Ask Him
Ask Him

Ask Him

Be Me
Be Me

Be Me

For The
For The

For The

Going Back
Going Back

Going Back

Hide The
Hide The

Hide The

I Should
I Should

I Should

In The
In The

In The

In There
In There

In There

Inhaling
Inhaling

Inhaling

Is Gone
Is Gone

Is Gone

Long Sigh
Long Sigh

Long Sigh

Notice
Notice

Notice

Anonymous 020118Thu2042 39 No 42908071242908105 2242908 16 Pizza delivery stories? I'll start >be me 18 been working for a few months manager super chill we occasionally smoke weed together lcan only roll shitty joints can't roll blunts for shit one day ask him to roll me one he obliges creating the most perfect blunt I have ever seen stash it for later >off break get delivery call pull up to house notice a few cops with dogs walking down the street checking cars -checking for drugs me with the perfect blunt sitting in my center console oshit ipg hoping that cops will see pizza topper and ignore my car nope raw dogs coming right for the car frantically think of where I can hide the beautiful blunt idea way throw it in the pizza box scops knock on window dog instantly goes for the fucking box puckered asshole is inhaling the seat he certainly likes something in there imgone tiff sorry old boy but that pizza's not for you haha cop winks and walks over to the next car breathe a long sigh of relief walk to house to deliver pizza all goes fine get back to car sblunt is gone wtf bmp oh shit sl left it in the pizza box contemplate going back decide I should make up some shit excuse so they don't call my manager start walking over to door smell the marijonk oshit those fuckers are smoking my shit hear barking the dog is fucking gunning it for the door cop in pursuit dog is scratching on the door and howling police open up fuck bolt back to the car and drive off as fast as I can Meme

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