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brother
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memes
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bathroom
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point
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 shower curtains
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 morning coffee
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 standing up
completely
 completely
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 killing me
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 but still
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 pointing
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 cleaning
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 smelling
shotting
 shotting
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 solution
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 johnsons
farting
 farting
hissing
 hissing
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 hanging
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 magical
hang on
 hang on
heavy
 heavy
pray
 pray
legs
 legs
thin
 thin
dont
 dont
two
 two
in the world
 in the world
around
 around
lives
 lives
anymore
 anymore
tho
 tho
way
 way
things
 things
lunch
 lunch
no
 no
building
 building
tiles
 tiles
wipe
wipe
a fart
a fart
filthy
filthy
dumpster
dumpster
germane
germane
go to
go to
ever
ever
flashbacks
flashbacks
the rock johnson
the rock johnson
my ass
my ass
whistling
whistling
shivering
shivering
yelling
yelling
surely
surely
leaving
leaving
seems
seems
myself
myself
feeling
feeling
nuggets
nuggets
because
because
familiar
familiar
hit
hit
finally
finally
snacks
snacks
just
just
morning
morning
toilet
toilet
stomache
stomache
find a
find a
suddenly
suddenly
find
find
insane
insane
likes
likes
full
full
eat
eat
problem
problem
feel
feel
clean funny
clean funny
like
like
clean
clean
repost
repost
this
this
feels
feels
more
more
ans
ans
damage
damage
hiss
hiss
fitting
fitting
stand
stand
flatulence
flatulence
shot
shot
colonic
colonic
waters
waters
ozone layer
ozone layer
aerosol
aerosol
throat
throat
stand up
stand up
evening
evening
curtain
curtain
colonics
colonics
for
for
still
still
birth
birth
collapse
collapse
rar
rar
now
now
saved
saved
dwayne the rock johnson
dwayne the rock johnson
you
you
mach
mach
solid
solid
the world
the world
first
first
all
all
did
did
jpg
jpg
stomach
stomach
aerosoles
aerosoles
day
day
trumpet
trumpet
bullets
bullets
jpeg
jpeg
may
may
the hole
the hole
ozone
ozone
sos
sos
third day
third day
hole
hole
ims
ims
sound
sound
one
one
german
german
can
can
soul
soul
fiber
fiber
fit
fit
wars
wars
fart
fart
lots
lots
rock
rock
mp3
mp3
war
war
next
next
moose
moose
speed
speed
working
working
fun
fun
bowl
bowl
Been
Been
Asshole
Asshole
All The
All The
greentext
greentext
Helps
Helps
Fat
Fat
World
World
Water
Water
Magic
Magic
Heat
Heat
Coffee
Coffee
Breakfast
Breakfast
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anal
Anal
The Rock
The Rock
Smell
Smell
shower
shower
shit
shit
Jesus
Jesus
Hungry
Hungry
Funny
Funny
Crying
Crying
ass
ass
apparently
apparently

Anonymous 081616Tue122409 No699763279 be fat >go to fit and find a solution >main problem is i eat like a dumpster tho 211 KB JPG apparently things with loads of fiber is going to save my filthy soul >Fiber is digested slowly leaving you feeling full longer and helps with digestion >go out and buy two boxes of fiber-heavy breakfast bars the first day i have fiber bars for breakfast lunch and a lot of snacks >i dont shit that day >next day i fiber myself up even more >i dont shit that day either fiber jesus is surely working his magic in my colon >can feel the pounds dropping off because im not very hungry anymore >i dont shit the third day >i dont shit the fourth day >thefinaldaydawnsmp3 >i have my morning coffee and feel my insides rumble in that familiar way the second i hit the toilet the weirdest fart in the world exits me Sit's whistling >just a thin continuous airstream of fart that smells like grandpapas coffin >no sound other than the whistling hiss >suddenly stops >the hole is plugged >SOS >this shit is so solid it feels like i'm giving anal birth to Dwayne The rock Johnson >hang on to the shower curtain and pray the rock is shot out of my asshole at mach speed >my entire ass is covered in toilet water >now the fun begins >a fart that could do more damage to the ozone layer than aerosol ever did is shooting shit bullets out of me >solid and prefectly round nuggets the smell is killing me >blacking out the thuds of nuggets shooting around the bowl propelled by my insane fiber flatulence is giving me war flashbacks iwasntevenin'namjpeg >my guts are yelling in german sounds like a moose in heat lives in my belly most of the shit isn't even digested at this point just forced out by all the gas that had been building up to my throat after an hour it finally seems to be over >im shivering and crying >both legs collapse as i try to stand up >my stomach hitting the bathroom tiles forces one last trumpet gondorcallsforaidrar >shakily wipe my ass >completely clean funny Meme

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