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at-this-point
holy fucking shit
 holy fucking shit
morning coffee
 morning coffee
fucking shit
 fucking shit
tumblr blog
 tumblr blog
completely
 completely
killing me
 killing me
solution
 solution
hang on
 hang on
my face
 my face
heavy
 heavy
pray
 pray
legs
 legs
thin
 thin
dont
 dont
two
 two
in the world
 in the world
around
 around
lives
 lives
anymore
 anymore
way
 way
things
 things
lunch
 lunch
no
 no
i cant
 i cant
building
 building
tiles
 tiles
wipe
wipe
a fart
a fart
filthy
filthy
thee
thee
dumpster
dumpster
go to
go to
ever
ever
pretty
pretty
flashbacks
flashbacks
the rock johnson
the rock johnson
my ass
my ass
whistling
whistling
shivering
shivering
yelling
yelling
surely
surely
leaving
leaving
seems
seems
myself
myself
feeling
feeling
nuggets
nuggets
because
because
familiar
familiar
hit
hit
finally
finally
snacks
snacks
just
just
morning
morning
toilet
toilet
funnier
funnier
omfg
omfg
find a
find a
suddenly
suddenly
find
find
insane
insane
full
full
eat
eat
do you
do you
problem
problem
bed
bed
this is
this is
feel
feel
sure
sure
like
like
clean
clean
this
this
feels
feels
more
more
read
read
href
href
damage
damage
hiss
hiss
streaming
streaming
stand
stand
flatulence
flatulence
shot
shot
tears
tears
ozone layer
ozone layer
aerosol
aerosol
throat
throat
stand up
stand up
curtain
curtain
for
for
notes
notes
birth
birth
post
post
collapse
collapse
ball
ball
rar
rar
now
now
dwayne the rock johnson
dwayne the rock johnson
you
you
mach
mach
solid
solid
the world
the world
face
face
first
first
all
all
did
did
jpg
jpg
carolina
carolina
stomach
stomach
day
day
trumpet
trumpet
bullets
bullets
jpeg
jpeg
the hole
the hole
ozone
ozone
sos
sos
down
down
third day
third day
hole
hole
sound
sound
one
one
german
german
can
can
soul
soul
fiber
fiber
fit
fit
fart
fart
sim
sim
rock
rock
mp3
mp3
class
class
war
war
next
next
moose
moose
speed
speed
com
com
working
working
fun
fun
bowl
bowl
Birdy
Birdy
Been
Been
Asshole
Asshole
All The
All The
Helps
Helps
Viking
Viking
Mighty
Mighty
Fat
Fat
World
World
Water
Water
Magic
Magic
Http
Http
Heat
Heat
Coffee
Coffee
Breakfast
Breakfast
Blog
Blog
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anal
Anal
tumblr
tumblr
The Rock
The Rock
Smell
Smell
shower
shower
shit
shit
Jesus
Jesus
Hungry
Hungry
Fucking
Fucking
Crying
Crying
ass
ass
apparently
apparently

Anonymous 081616Tue122409 No699763279 be fat >go to fit and find a solution >main problem is i eat like a dumpster apparently things with loads of fiber is going to 211 KB JPG save my filthy soul Fiber is digested slowly leaving you feeling full longer and helps with digestion go out and buy two boxes of fiber-heavy breakfast bars the first day i have fiber bars for breakfast lunch and a lot of snacks i dont shit that day next day i fiber myself up even more i dont shit that day either >fiber jesus is surely working his magic in my colon can feel the pounds dropping off because im not very hungry anymore i dont shit the third day >i dont shit the fourth day thefinaldaydawnsmp3 si have my morning coffee and feel my insides rumble in that familiar way the second i hit the toilet the weirdest fart in the world exits me it's whistling just a thin continuous airstream of fart that smells like grandpapas coffin >no sound other than the whistling hiss suddenly stops the hole is plugged SOS >this shit is so solid it feels like i'm giving anal birth to Dwayne The rock Johnson >hang on to the shower curtain and pray the rock is shot out of my asshole at mach speed >my entire ass is covered in toilet water >now the fun begins a fart that could do more damage to thee ozone layer than aerosol ever did is shooting shit bullets out of me solid and prefectly round nuggets the smell is killing me blacking out the thuds of nuggets shooting around the bowl propelled by my insane fiber flatulence is giving me war flashbacks iwasntevenin'namjpeg my guts are yelling in german sounds like a moose in heat lives in my belly most of the shit isn't even digested at this point just forced out by all the gas that had been building up to my throat after an hour it finally seems to be over sim shivering and crying both legs collapse as i try to stand up >my stomach hitting the bathroom tiles forces one last trumpet gondorcallsforaidrar shakily wipe my ass completely clean feniczoroark larjmarge itsperegrine the-mighty-birdy carolina-viking th3laugh1ngt0mat0 carolina-viking Holy fucking shit I CANT BREATHE I HAVE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE Pretty sure this has the most notes of any of my posts gondorcallsforaidrar I’m in a ball on my bed with tears streaming down my face If I have to read this so do you This is funnier than it should be Omfg Meme

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