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Anonymous 091318Thu095403 No61963787 Here's a story about how the very first pathfinder game of our game went down roughly six years ago WHAT continent is being invaded drow and a bunch of weird aberrations >shit is immediately getting fucked our party 35 KB JPG is a drow a magus me barbarian gunslinger and a cavalier we're going around trying to figure out what's going on apparently the invaders are wanting to destroy these seals around the continent which keeps their deity powerless they've recently broken the first seal >oh and by the way when they do that it is the literal equivalent of a magical nuke yeah it's obviously a serious situation and we're working with THE GOOD KINGDOMT to not die horribly we're actually making progress save some elf priestess for some reason l don't remember what exactly but the tables were finally turning the court wizard trusts us except for the fact that the gunslinger killed the drow and got shanked by my magus but nevermind that >suddenly as we come back from our latest assignment the guards of the palace tells us to fuck off out services are no longer needed we have crossbows pointed toward us we say fuck that converse with them and do a bit of digging apparently literally every single noble house decided to backstab one another in an autistic play for power and since we weren't in on it we shouldn't get involved >this is the part where I remind every one of you that the continent was literally being nuked and we were the only people that actually had any sort of success against the invaders >swiftly chased out of the palace under bolt fire party manages to retreat into the wilderness takes several minutes to proccess what happened we now no longer can assist the kingdom reliably due to losing all of our contacts and everyone sans the cavalier doesn't even want to help them at this point after that drow who was revived awkwardly mentions he was a double agent and suggests we could just join them instead >>61963841 # >201964068 # Anonymous 091318Thu095901 No61963841 me and the barbarian basically just say that's cool but no thanks cavalier only really manages to go wel you are bad man and I will face you but not now Mind you the cavalier was an COMPLAINTS 48 KB JPG excellent player but not even he could rationalize what just happened to us the party quite literally sort of gives up or splits me and the barbarian just outright leave for an isolated continent drow fully joins the bad guys cavalier remains in his stalwart crusade with the DM implying him and the drow would fight at the end they didn't because after that split nothing else happened since there was no more campaign to run and the DM couldn't be assed to run said battle oh and the gunslinger was still dead t really was weird how everyone just kind of lost interest the moment that power play happened It made absolutely no sense and none of us can rationalized why it happened to this day 2 Anonymous 091318Thu101729 No61964068 wild plot twist that the characters had nothing to do with no prior knowledge of and no way of stopping completely ruins whatever they were trying to do at the ime offers no alternative or chance for further progress Why do dungeon masters think these are ever a good idea? Meme

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