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memes
shower
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sodium
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green
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pure
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pickles
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 ten seconds
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 my computer
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 initiation
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 pickle jar
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 exhausting
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 sprinting
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 burn fire
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 i love me
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 crawling
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 melting
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 exhaust
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 batting
pickled
 pickled
halfs
 halfs
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 flow
jar
 jar
sob
 sob
initiate
initiate
relief
relief
apparent
apparent
lather
lather
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acids
lateral
lateral
bare
bare
wipe
wipe
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alienated
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jarred
thirty
thirty
churn
churn
initials
initials
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sounding
concave
concave
initiative
initiative
pickle
pickle
tub
tub
toilets
toilets
wiped
wiped
my body
my body
my ass
my ass
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apparate
noises
noises
long shot
long shot
spaceships
spaceships
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emptiness
emptiness
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wiping
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tell me about
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bedfellows
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burned
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continues
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i guess
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churning
sobs
sobs
assholes
assholes
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jarring
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burning
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shat
goalie
goalie
drain
drain
empty
empty
urge
urge
towel
towel
afternoon
afternoon
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eventually
bought
bought
exhausted
exhausted
waterfall
waterfall
thursday
thursday
pickles
pickles
immediately
immediately
toilet
toilet
worth it
worth it
stomache
stomache
suddenly
suddenly
thank god
thank god
as soon as i get home
as soon as i get home
come back
come back
soon as i get home
soon as i get home
feel better
feel better
liquidity
liquidity
computing
computing
noise
noise
frantic
frantic
initial
initial
retrospect
retrospect
gallon
gallon
spaceship
spaceship
oops
oops
oop
oop
pure
pure
mode
mode
blast
blast
stomach
stomach
emergency
emergency
tiny
tiny
green
green
sodium
sodium
bats
bats
gone
gone
vinegar
vinegar
bat
bat
liquid
liquid
acid
acid
utc
utc
horror
horror
sun
sun
crawl
crawl
πŸ€–
πŸ€–
Asshole
Asshole
Anonymity
Anonymity
Sprint
Sprint
Computer
Computer
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anal
Anal
Alien
Alien
Aliens
Aliens
Smell
Smell
shower
shower
memes
memes
Computers
Computers
apparently
apparently

Anonymous 122313Mon100404 UTC-5 No522930202 Tell me about it went to the store on Thursday >bought a half gallon jar of pickles love me some pickles >eat one as soon as I get home tastes goodman bat so good l decide l'll have a few more >walk back to my computer and start to work but the urge is not sated >not by a long shot come back to life-giving pickle jar several more time >eat several pickles each time after an hour the jar is empty >400% of my daily sodium never tasted so good thirty minutes later l hear a churning in my stomach not a light rumbling sounds like the noise an old tub makes when you suddenly pull the drain initiate sprint to bathroom mode barely get my ass on the toilet as a fucking waterfall emerges from my asshole never in my life have relief and horror been such close bedfellows after about ten seconds of continuous flow it subsides to a trickle and stops toilet water is green and smells like vinegar >body didn't even try to digest that shit clean up and go back to computer thinking thank god that's over >Not Even Close five minutes later the rumbling is back >even louder this time sprint to bathroom lather rinse repeat this happens five more fucking times s finally all gone stomach is concave l have never had less food inside my body completely cleaned out >cue rumble >sit on toilet but it's different this time >l KNOW there's nothing in there >shit out a tiny amount of liquid immediately feel better well I guess there was just a tiny bit left that wasn't so ba- >all at once the burning fire of a thousand young suns sets upon my anal sphincter >l had just shat out pure stomach acid frantically wipe at my ass to prevent it from melting away like the spaceship floor in Alien >craw in shower turn cold water on full blast and lie prone while gently sobbing eventually towel off and crawl exhausted into bed at 300 in the afternoon sleep for fourteen hours In retrospect it was all totally worth it I love me some pickles the pickle pooper also I apparently already posted the goalie one??? so oop Meme

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