arahir god my neighbor just called me and she's like is this your chicken in our driveway like who else has a chicken in this neighborhood yes it's my chicken soi get over there and kylo hen is chilling in their driveway eating some specs and stuff and there's this actual crowd of people around her and i'm like hi sorry mb let me get her and oh my god they're like do you need us to call someone?? should we get help?? how should we do this?? do you need a net? like bitch it's a chicken not a fucking komodo dragon so i just i was kind of joking around so i crouched down and patted my thighs and all the chickens are trained to come to me on sight because me-food so i got down there and went here girl! come here!! and the chicken comes running over and this group of actual adult ass individuals were staring at me like i was the fucking pied piper and i didn't know what to say so i just kind of walked back to my yard with the chicken following me and none of them moved or said a damn word and i think i literally just convinced them this chicken is trained like a dog syrup-bender your chicken's name is kylo hen k y l o h e n Meme

found @ 3867 likes ON 2018-07-26 06:59:14 BY ME.ME

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