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arcticfoxbear Humans Are Weird So there has been a bit of what if humans were the weird ones? going around tumbir at the moment and Earth Day got me thinking Earth is a wonky place the axis tits the orbit wobbles and the ground spews molten rock for goodness sakes What it what makes humans weird is just our capacity to survive? What if all the other life bearing planets are these mild Mediterranean climates with no seasons no tectonic plates and no intense weather? what if several species including humans land on a world and the humans are all SCOREI Earth like worldl Lets get exploring before we get out competear And the planet starts offing the other aliens right and et electrid storms hypothermia tornadoes and the humans are just there counting seconds between riashes having snowball fights and just surviving To paraphrase one of my favorite bits of a humans are awesome fiction megapost you don't know you're from a Death World until you leave it For a ton of reasons I really like the idea of Earth being Space Australa crazy-pages Alen Tm sorry what did you just say your comfortable temperature range is? Human-H0ถesty we can tolerate anywhere from-40 to 50 Celcius but we prefer the 0 to 30 range AlienI'm sorry did you just list temperatures below freezing? Human Yeah but most of us prefer to throw on scarves or jackets at those temperatures it can be a bt nippy Other human Nah mate I knew this guy in college who refused to wear anything past his knees and elbows until it was -20 at least Human Heh Alilen And did you also say 50 Celcius? As in hair way to bolling? Human Eugh Yes it sucks we sweat everywhere and god helip you it you Yeah everybody knows someone like that touch a seatbelt buckle but yes Aen We've got like 50 uninhabitable planets we think you might enjoy val tashoth Youre telling me that you have settiements On islands with active volcanism? well yeah i'm not about to tell Iceland and Hawail how to live their lives Actually it's kind of a tourist attraction What the moften rock? Well yeahl It's not every day you see a mountain spew out iquid rocks! The best one is Yelowstone though All these hot springs and geysers from the YOU ACTIVELY SEEK OUT ACTIVE SUPERVOLCANOES? Shit man we swim in the groundwater near them Sounds like the Damned trlogy by Alan Dean Foster the-grand author And you say the poles of your world would get as low as negative one hundred with wind chit? Yup with blizzards you cant see through every other day just about Amazingl when did you manage to send drones that could survive such temperatures? well actually what? what? we sent no yeah I heard you I just- what? You sent HUMANS to a place one hundred degrees below treezing? y-yeah and they didnt die? Well the first few did PEOPLE DIED OF THE COLD AND YOUR SOLUTION WAS TO SEND MORE PEOPLE32212121 But surely you have records of volcanic activity doing tremendous damage to human settlements Yep Pompeii is legendary Entire cities went Towns buried under lava peoples brains boiled in the first rush of heat loads more kißed by falling ah good they learned their lesson and didn't build there again wel Are you serniously telling me this volcano is legendary for kiling several urban conurbations and you built on top of it AGAIN? In our defence it hasn't actually done it since What about earthquake-prone areas? Tell me you're at least vaguely sensibile about those Oh yeah After the first major earthquake that flattens a city we budd them better 159505 notes Humans are wierd Meme

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