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The Worst
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ladies
listen
listen
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 computer repair
out of context
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 simple enough
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 untouched
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 memorable
feel like
 feel like
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 wind up
feeding
 feeding
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field
 field
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 quit
gets
 gets
cup
 cup
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 else
like that
 like that
years
 years
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 around
much
 much
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frustrating
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ime
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honor
devout
devout
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gotten
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depends
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explain
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ever
their
their
maybe
maybe
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obvious
dust
dust
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loose
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burnt
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middle aged
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freaking
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i would
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push the button
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fair enough
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noticed
every time
every time
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i guess
needed
needed
disturb
disturb
expecting
expecting
shut
shut
putting
putting
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honored
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finicky
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horrible
dang
dang
sometimes
sometimes
someone
someone
the machine
the machine
tried
tried
afraid
afraid
eventually
eventually
technically
technically
together
together
end
end
because
because
bugs
bugs
everything
everything
whatever
whatever
enough
enough
just
just
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the end
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probably
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find
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button
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Tech Support
Tech Support
Sleep
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Drive
Drive
Computer
Computer
Coffee
Coffee
Break
Break
Best
Best
Lost
Lost
The Worst
The Worst
Soon...
Soon...
Smell
Smell
School
School
Pressure
Pressure
Computers
Computers

arionwind autismserenity arionwind autismserenity ARE computers flammable? 1 feel like they're probably not? This depends entirely on how much uncooked rice you have shoved in the floppy drive Ok 1 feel like there's a story behind this There is yes! After I quit school I worked briefly as a computer repair tech Going to people's houses or businesses fixing their various bugs etc While I would rapidly decide that field was not for me because of the one businessman who needed mult know you push that button and that plastic holder thing with the hole comes out 1 think it is technically call the Cup Depository Tray CD right? he is not the most memorable encounter No that goes to one of the nicest ladies I ever encountered on this job iple cup holde eplacements you She called us out because her computer had stopped turning on and wouldn't even make a noise when she tried to push the button One day it had just shut off while she was using it and stubbornly refused to come back on and could we please see what we could do to fix it? So I go out there expecting some wire had gotten loose and there was no power getting to the machine or something It happens sometimes if a machine gets banged around enough or if someone fiddles with it wrong or is careless putting it together computers are finicky like that But as soon as I get to the box itself 1 know it isn't that simple because of the smell I have smelled computers with dust all up in them that isn't uncommon but this is just vile and more importantly entirely new I am now more curious than afraid so 1 open it up and there is a mass of goopy off-white mush spilling all over everything parts of it are burnt to circuits there is almost nothing untouched by the mass But by far the worst off is the A drive That is the obvious source of the problem and the thing has not exploded but more burst from the pressure of whatever this stuff was So 1 ask the woman if she had used the floppy drive recently and noticed any problems and she says no not until the whole machine stopped working But I come to find out what she used it for Turns out this woman was a devout Shinto practitioner and believed that her computer among other things had a soul that needed to be respected an honored Which fair enough But she chose to honor it by feeding it a grain of rice every time she had to wake it up and disturb For years this kindhearted woman had been putting a grain of rice into the A driv from sleep mode And eventually that was enough pressure to break the drive and start spilling out onto the internal bits where the heat melted it all and caused no end of problems ime she turned it on or woke t iing u After that it was a simple enough thing to explain that there are better ways to honor and take care of your computer's needs what with virus scans or defrags and the like but t poor device was entirely lost I guess the moral of the story here is that you can try your best to be good and still wind up hurting people? Maybe? Or else it's that even the most horrible out of context problem isn't nearly as frustrating as one middle aged jerk who won't freaking listen when you tell him that CD trays are not for your dang coffee cups! The end A tale from tech support Meme

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