As an atheist putting my hand on the Bible and saying an oath before testifying to a court is less likely to get me to tell the truth than a pinkey promise When my parents were fighting for custody I was old enough to have a say so they put me under oath to assure I was being honest with my feelings Using my best serious face knowing what was coming when offered the bible to swear on I requested to swear on the secretary's hole punch because its far more honest It says it's going to punch a hole and it does best God Ive seen today My mom buried her face in her hands my dad sighed and rubbed his forehead The judge almost choked on his water before telling the bailiff find this young lady a hole punch! whys everyone on this site a compulsive liar and all the lawyers clapped As this three whole punch as my witness Meme

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