At one point in my childhood I could overhear my newlywed neighbors through the walls of my apartment They had some pretty dirty conversations though I was too young to realize it at the time The wife was a hair stylist and would cut her husband's hair for him I noticed one day that his hair had been freshly cut And when I overheard a rather sexual conversation that night I assumed that he was pleased with how good of a job she'd done with done with his hair and figured that blowjob must have referred to the type of haircut she gave him A week later the wife offered to cut my hair as a favor to my mother to help us save money What kind of style would you like sweetie? Could you give me a blowjob? A-Aiden! What? I hear she's really good at it Inappropriate Neighbors OC Meme

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