Fake, Gif, and Girls: AT&T
 7:54 AM
 In what scenario would it be
 necessary to fake sneeze
 Today 7:53 AM
 Let's say a murderer comes into
 our house when we're married
 with kids years from now.
 gather you and the girls into the
 basement closet but there's not
 enough room for me. You dial 911
 while I hide under the ping pong
 table. The basement stairs
 creak-he's coming. He slowly
 gets closer and closer to the
 closer, the handle starts turning
 ever so slowly when -achoo! He
 races over to the ping pong
 table, where he heard the sneeze
 and I wrestle with him and
 distract him while you and the
 girls run upstairs and get out of
 the house, where the police are
 there to meet you safely. Fake
 sneezing just saved your freakin
 life baby
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 Type a message
 Send
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AT&T 754 AM In what scenario would it be necessary to fake sneeze Today 753 AM Let's say a murderer comes into our house when we're married with kids years from now gather you and the girls into the basement closet but there's not enough room for me You dial 911 while I hide under the ping pong table The basement stairs creak-he's coming He slowly gets closer and closer to the closer the handle starts turning ever so slowly when -achoo! He races over to the ping pong table where he heard the sneeze and I wrestle with him and distract him while you and the girls run upstairs and get out of the house where the police are there to meet you safely Fake sneezing just saved your freakin life baby GIF Type a message Send My bio said I was good at fake sneezing Meme

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