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butt
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Dildo
Dildo
Grandma
Grandma
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Life
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Life Alert
Rocky
Rocky
Sex
Sex
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Singing
sports
sports
Eye Of The Tiger
Eye Of The Tiger
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Awkward
At&t
At&t
Black
Black
Games
Games
Home
Home
House
House
Mega
Mega
Power
Power
Search
Search
Tiger
Tiger
Toys
Toys
Diet
Diet
Grand
Grand
Old
Old
Pain
Pain
Snatched
Snatched
All The
All The
Baby
Baby
Back
Back
personal
personal
her
her
eye
eye
mother
mother
song
song
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air
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lte
pod
pod
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next
inch
inch
liquid
liquid
fart
fart
big
big
one
one
peterbilt
peterbilt
hole
hole
vitamins
vitamins
ammonia
ammonia
silicone
silicone
anus
anus
open
open
health
health
sex toys
sex toys
she
she
all
all
first
first
huge
huge
freaks
freaks
they
they
thing
thing
new
new
you
you
door
door
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story
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comment
now
now
capsule
capsule
post
post
works
works
toy
toy
made
made
for
for
theme
theme
the house
the house
child
child
wap
wap
massive
massive
air brakes
air brakes
dong
dong
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noise
use
use
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customer
alert
alert
this
this
get
get
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laughing
really
really
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i know
like
like
screaming
screaming
making
making
guy
guy
button
button
eye contact
eye contact
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well
realize
realize
stuck
stuck
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tried
butt hole
butt hole
grandmother
grandmother
investigate
investigate
seems
seems
yelling
yelling
theme song
theme song
worrying
worrying
suction
suction
i tried
i tried
freaking
freaking
literally
literally
thick
thick
base
base
there
there
pumped
 pumped
rocking
 rocking
almost
 almost
colors
 colors
pissed
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care
 care
send
 send
way
 way
come
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know
 know
left
 left
want
 want
much
 much
anyway
 anyway
so much
 so much
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cup
 cup
wear
 wear
hear
 hear
decided
 decided
the way
 the way
contact
 contact
the toy
 the toy
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 bleeding
listening
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realistic
 realistic
all the way
 all the way
on the floor
 on the floor
freaking out
 freaking out
i-didnt-realize
i-didnt-realize
out
out
over
over
come-home
come-home
My Anus
My Anus
Off
Off
Mega Dong
Mega Dong
Little
Little
And
And
I Am
I Am
So There
So There
Get Pumped
Get Pumped
In Pain
In Pain
When
When
2 Weeks
2 Weeks
Im In
Im In
That
That
Try
Try
Chest
Chest
But
But
The Door
The Door
Supplies
Supplies
Give
Give
The
The
Early
Early
Health Care
Health Care
New Guy
New Guy
Child Care
Child Care
Trying
Trying
Its
Its
Every
Every
Bedroom
Bedroom
Write
Write
Really Big
Really Big
Weeks
Weeks
Sav
Sav
The Old College Try
The Old College Try
Sphincter
Sphincter
A Little
A Little
Holding
Holding
College Try
College Try
I Had
I Had
Jerks
Jerks
Didnt
Didnt
Start
Start
Grand Mother
Grand Mother
OK
OK
First Off
First Off
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Old College Try
Im Screaming
Im Screaming
Was
Was
With
With
Slams
Slams
Comes
Comes
Sounds
Sounds
Had
Had
Of My
Of My
Width
Width
When I
When I
My Butt
My Butt
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I Was
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Floor
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Give It The Old College Try
The Floor
The Floor
Which
Which
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Liquidation
Against
Against
The Tiger
The Tiger
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Pushed
Worse
Worse
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Letting
Along
Along
Some
Some
Himself
Himself
It Was
It Was
12 Inch
12 Inch
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Adjust
Ok So
Ok So
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A New
Almost Killed
Almost Killed
And When I
And When I
Brakes
Brakes
But When
But When
Door Open
Door Open
Explaining
Explaining
For The
For The
Grandma On The Floor
Grandma On The Floor
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Household
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I Didnt
Im In So Much Pain
Im In So Much Pain
Is A
Is A
Killed
Killed
Like A
Like A
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One Left
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Ordering
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Out Of
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Aduit
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Sensal
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Brought
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Havent
Householder
Householder
Slowly
Slowly
Suction Cup
Suction Cup
point
point
pile on
 pile on
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seniority
ifs
ifs
comely
comely
yours
yours
ons
ons
feelings
feelings
go to
go to
loud
loud
loud
loud
go to
go to
feelings
feelings
ons
ons
yours
yours
comely
comely
ifs
ifs
seniority
seniority
pile on
 pile on
point
point
Suction Cup
Suction Cup
Slowly
Slowly
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Householder
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Havent
Brought
Brought
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Sensal
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Aduit
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Out Of
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Is A
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Im In So Much Pain
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Household
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Grandma On The Floor
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For The
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Door Open
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But When
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Brakes
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Worse
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The Tiger
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Liquidation
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Which
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The Floor
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Give It The Old College Try
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Floor
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I Was
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My Butt
When I
When I
Width
Width
Of My
Of My
Had
Had
Sounds
Sounds
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Comes
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Slams
With
With
Was
Was
Im Screaming
Im Screaming
Old College Try
Old College Try
First Off
First Off
OK
OK
Grand Mother
Grand Mother
Start
Start
Didnt
Didnt
Jerks
Jerks
I Had
I Had
College Try
College Try
Holding
Holding
A Little
A Little
Sphincter
Sphincter
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The Old College Try
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Sav
Weeks
Weeks
Really Big
Really Big
Write
Write
Bedroom
Bedroom
Every
Every
Its
Its
Trying
Trying
Child Care
Child Care
New Guy
New Guy
Health Care
Health Care
Early
Early
The
The
Give
Give
Supplies
Supplies
The Door
The Door
But
But
Chest
Chest
Try
Try
That
That
Im In
Im In
2 Weeks
2 Weeks
When
When
In Pain
In Pain
Get Pumped
Get Pumped
So There
So There
I Am
I Am
And
And
Little
Little
Mega Dong
Mega Dong
Off
Off
My Anus
My Anus
come-home
come-home
over
over
out
out
i-didnt-realize
i-didnt-realize
freaking out
 freaking out
on the floor
 on the floor
all the way
 all the way
realistic
 realistic
listening
 listening
bleeding
 bleeding
the toy
 the toy
contact
 contact
the way
 the way
decided
 decided
hear
 hear
wear
 wear
cup
 cup
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so much
 so much
anyway
 anyway
much
 much
want
 want
left
 left
know
 know
come
 come
way
 way
send
 send
care
 care
pissed
 pissed
colors
 colors
almost
 almost
rocking
 rocking
pumped
 pumped
there
there
base
base
thick
thick
literally
literally
freaking
freaking
i tried
i tried
suction
suction
worrying
worrying
theme song
theme song
yelling
yelling
seems
seems
investigate
investigate
grandmother
grandmother
butt hole
butt hole
tried
tried
stuck
stuck
realize
realize
well
well
eye contact
eye contact
button
button
guy
guy
making
making
screaming
screaming
like
like
i know
i know
really
really
laughing
laughing
get
get
this
this
alert
alert
customer
customer
use
use
noise
noise
dong
dong
air brakes
air brakes
massive
massive
wap
wap
child
child
the house
the house
theme
theme
for
for
made
made
toy
toy
works
works
post
post
capsule
capsule
now
now
comment
comment
story
story
door
door
you
you
new
new
thing
thing
they
they
freaks
freaks
huge
huge
first
first
all
all
she
she
sex toys
sex toys
health
health
open
open
anus
anus
silicone
silicone
ammonia
ammonia
vitamins
vitamins
hole
hole
peterbilt
peterbilt
one
one
big
big
fart
fart
liquid
liquid
inch
inch
next
next
pod
pod
lte
lte
air
air
song
song
mother
mother
eye
eye
her
her
personal
personal
Back
Back
Baby
Baby
All The
All The
Snatched
Snatched
Pain
Pain
Old
Old
Grand
Grand
Diet
Diet
Toys
Toys
Tiger
Tiger
Search
Search
Power
Power
Mega
Mega
House
House
Home
Home
Games
Games
Black
Black
At&t
At&t
Awkward
Awkward
Eye Of The Tiger
Eye Of The Tiger
sports
sports
Singing
Singing
Sex
Sex
Rocky
Rocky
Life Alert
Life Alert
Life
Life
Grandma
Grandma
Dildo
Dildo
College
College
butt
butt
apparently
apparently

Baby & Child Care Health Care Sports Ntition Personal Care w Health & Personal Care Household Supplies Vitamins & Diet Supplements Health&Household Sensal Weliness > Aduit Toys&Games Sex Toys Didos Liquid Silicone Dildo Nabini Huge Black 12 Inch Thick Realistic Suction Cup Waterproof Dildo by NatansPc ☆☆☆☆☆-10 customer renews You Sav In Stoc Gt-wap 2 Colors Want it One Da Start AT&T LTE 1247 PM Q Search This Thing Almost Killed My Grandmaa Ok First off THIS THING IS HUGE!!! I didn't realize it when ordering But When every one left the house one dayI decided to give it the old college try The suction cup works well I had it stuck to my bedroom door Ok so when trying to use this it was really big and awkward I was trying to back against it slowly letting my butt hole adjust to the massive width I had my I-Pod Listening to Eye of the Tiger trying to get pumped for the whole thing Well I didn't hear my grandmother come home early and apparently i was making some noise rocking back on this Mega-Dong mounted to the door and singing along to The Theme Song to Rocky Well my Grandma comes to investigate and jerks my door open which snatched the toy out of my butt bringing my sphincter with it My grandmother Freaks and Slams the Door which POWER DRIVES this thing Up my anus all the way to the base I'm Screaming in pain and My grand mother is yelling holding her chest Next thing I know she collapses So there I am with a Bleeding Prolapsed Butt hole and my grandma on the floor I'm in so much pain and am freaking out worrying that l've killed her So I crawled over to her and pushed her life alert button to send the paramedics one of which was a new guy and when I tried explaining the story he literally pissed on himself laughing Anyway they popped an ammonia capsule and brought my grandmother back She seems ok but we haven't made eye contact for 2 weeks and my butt is a little worse for wear And when I fart now it sounds like a Peterbilt 379 releasing its air brakes Care ルDiet Write a comment Post Meme

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