BAD JOKES BY JEFF badjokesbyjeff My wife was standing in the kitchen preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast wearing only The t-shirt that she normally slept in As I walked in almost awake she turned to me and said softly You've got to make love to me this very moment! My eyes lit up and I thought I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day! Not wanting to lose the moment I embraced her and then gave it my all right there on the kitchen table Afterwards she said Thanks and returned to the stove Her T-shirt still around her neck Happy but a little puzzled I asked What was that all about? She explained The egg timer's broken thatmessybitchcyberella Ahahha because sex short not long ahaha Meme

found ON 2019-10-12 22:27:06 BY ME.ME

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