CHRISTIANS BEWARE - satanists are putting mariguanas into our crackers.
This morning I heard a knock on the door: it was a homeless man selling Christmas crackers. As Christmas is a time for love and understanding, I confiscated his crackers and called the police as he was obviously a danger to society.
Needless to say, when the crackers were opened a green party hat fell out. Yes, that's right - green, the colour of MARIGUANA and sin. Naturally I sedated my son Tobias and locked him in the basement for daring to put it on whilst I charitably ate his portion of the Christmas cake. I dread to think what would have happened had I not been so quick to take action.
Please share your stories of Christian kindness below! And Merry Crismas to all
God bless me,
- Agnes x x
found @ 2100 likes ON 2017-01-06 12:27:59 BY ME.ME