Bar Convo with a girl wearing a Nirvana shirt Me- Miss I would love to buy you a top shelf drink if you can answer this question about the band on your shirt Girl- Sure! Me- Can you name the bass player? Girl- Shit no Me- Okay mid shelf drink if you can name the drummer Girl Sorry I don't know Me- You get a well drink if you can name the singer guitar player Girl- Me- Name any song? Girl- Me- Yeah you got to go home and change Before ANY girl comes within a ten metre radius of me they must answer a five page questionnaire on the expanded universe of Doctor Who Any girl who gets at least three answers wrong will not be permitted to speak to me and shall be banished to the shadow realm Meme

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