Donkey
Donkey
God
God
sexy
sexy
Shrek
Shrek
tumblr
tumblr
Holes
Holes
Boots
Boots
Covers
Covers
Dice
Dice
Free
Free
Giant
Giant
Let It Go
Let It Go
Okay
Okay
Rogue
Rogue
Time
Time
DnD
DnD
Girlfriend
Girlfriend
Mothers
Mothers
Shrek 2
Shrek 2
The Castle
The Castle
Fight
Fight
castle
castle
bard
bard
hero
hero
dragon
dragon
crash
crash
human
human
player
player
boss
boss
milk
milk
rpg
rpg
the bridge
the bridge
who
who
gone
gone
puss in boots
puss in boots
him
him
source
source
can
can
nat
nat
fairy
fairy
bridge
bridge
down
down
ogre
ogre
man
man
endurance
endurance
isa
isa
will
will
all
all
first
first
face
face
picture
picture
cast
cast
you
you
now
now
what
what
for
for
gingerbread
gingerbread
campaign
campaign
charisma
charisma
puss
puss
slip
slip
neet
neet
nose
nose
look
look
more
more
sleepy
sleepy
done
done
dead
dead
youre
youre
eat
eat
probably
probably
hand
hand
just
just
no no
no no
everything
everything
then
then
battle
battle
gingerbread man
gingerbread man
everyone
everyone
what the
what the
seen
seen
gonna
gonna
drawbridge
drawbridge
i can
i can
it's time
it's time
boiling
boiling
farquaad
farquaad
their
their
heard
heard
roll
roll
seduce
seduce
ascribe
ascribe
riding
riding
rolling
rolling
donkeys
donkeys
seemingly
seemingly
a hero
a hero
no
 no
night
 night
hands
 hands
need
 need
want
 want
bipedal
 bipedal
boss fight
 boss fight
boss battle
 boss battle
i need a hero
 i need a hero
the first time
 the first time
sobbing
sobbing
Human Shrek
Human Shrek
Performance
Performance
A Boss
A Boss
And
And
Forgot
Forgot
Cant
Cant
You What
You What
Both
Both
Nat 20
Nat 20
Its A
Its A
D20
D20
That
That
Shoulder
Shoulder
The Boss
The Boss
Youre A
Youre A
Is Dead
Is Dead
Survive
Survive
Pinches
Pinches
The
The
The First
The First
I Need
I Need
Points
Points
At Night
At Night
Your
Your
I Have
I Have
Its
Its
First Time
First Time
Theory
Theory
The Dm
The Dm
Pull
Pull
Spells
Spells
Managed
Managed
OK
OK
With
With
Half
Half
Let
Let
Have
Have
Sounds
Sounds
If You
If You
Sense
Sense
Put
Put
Okay So
Okay So
Have You
Have You
I Heard You
I Heard You
Has
Has
Against
Against
The Bard
The Bard
Avoid
Avoid
Letting
Letting
His
His
I Heard
I Heard
Ok So
Ok So
Pull Down
Pull Down
Boiling Milk
Boiling Milk
For The
For The
Girlfriend Eat
Girlfriend Eat
Heard You
Heard You
I Need A
I Need A
Im Gonna
Im Gonna
Into
Into
Is A
Is A
Let It
Let It
No I
No I
Time For
Time For
All Of
All Of
Free Hand
Free Hand
Go In
Go In
Infinitely
Infinitely
Of His
Of His
Require
Require
Slip In
Slip In
Theyve
Theyve
To Be
To Be
What You
What You
I Go
I Go
Do I
Do I
Dm
Dm
My
My
2
2
What I
What I
Wont
Wont
Makes
Makes
Im
Im
Gonna Roll
Gonna Roll
Have My
Have My
Wont Let
Wont Let
Now Its
Now Its
At
At
Both Hands
Both Hands
His Nose
His Nose
It Go
It Go
So I
So I
The Giant
The Giant
A
A
It
It
L
L
Pull
Pull
Your
Your
From
From
The
The
Not
Not
But
But
That
That
Im In
Im In
When
When
And
And
conversation
 conversation
answering
 answering
pants
 pants
hours
 hours
see
 see
message
 message
chuckles
chuckles
forehead
forehead
get
get
this
this
you
you
down
down
Dick
Dick
Squad
Squad
Mario Kart
Mario Kart
Love
Love
God
God
Fucking
Fucking
Driving
Driving
Drinking
Drinking
Crying
Crying
boner
boner
ass
ass
ass
ass
boner
boner
Crying
Crying
Drinking
Drinking
Driving
Driving
Fucking
Fucking
God
God
Love
Love
Mario Kart
Mario Kart
Squad
Squad
Dick
Dick
down
down
you
you
this
this
get
get
forehead
forehead
chuckles
chuckles
message
 message
see
 see
hours
 hours
pants
 pants
answering
 answering
conversation
 conversation
And
And
When
When
Im In
Im In
That
That
But
But
Not
Not
The
The
From
From
Your
Your
Pull
Pull
L
L
It
It
A
A
The Giant
The Giant
So I
So I
It Go
It Go
His Nose
His Nose
Both Hands
Both Hands
At
At
Now Its
Now Its
Wont Let
Wont Let
Have My
Have My
Gonna Roll
Gonna Roll
Im
Im
Makes
Makes
Wont
Wont
What I
What I
2
2
My
My
Dm
Dm
Do I
Do I
I Go
I Go
What You
What You
To Be
To Be
Theyve
Theyve
Slip In
Slip In
Require
Require
Of His
Of His
Infinitely
Infinitely
Go In
Go In
Free Hand
Free Hand
All Of
All Of
Time For
Time For
No I
No I
Let It
Let It
Is A
Is A
Into
Into
Im Gonna
Im Gonna
I Need A
I Need A
Heard You
Heard You
Girlfriend Eat
Girlfriend Eat
For The
For The
Boiling Milk
Boiling Milk
Pull Down
Pull Down
Ok So
Ok So
I Heard
I Heard
His
His
Letting
Letting
Avoid
Avoid
The Bard
The Bard
Against
Against
Has
Has
I Heard You
I Heard You
Have You
Have You
Okay So
Okay So
Put
Put
Sense
Sense
If You
If You
Sounds
Sounds
Have
Have
Let
Let
Half
Half
With
With
OK
OK
Managed
Managed
Spells
Spells
Pull
Pull
The Dm
The Dm
Theory
Theory
First Time
First Time
Its
Its
I Have
I Have
Your
Your
At Night
At Night
Points
Points
I Need
I Need
The First
The First
The
The
Pinches
Pinches
Survive
Survive
Is Dead
Is Dead
Youre A
Youre A
The Boss
The Boss
Shoulder
Shoulder
That
That
D20
D20
Its A
Its A
Nat 20
Nat 20
Both
Both
You What
You What
Cant
Cant
Forgot
Forgot
And
And
A Boss
A Boss
Performance
Performance
Human Shrek
Human Shrek
sobbing
sobbing
the first time
 the first time
i need a hero
 i need a hero
boss battle
 boss battle
boss fight
 boss fight
bipedal
 bipedal
want
 want
need
 need
hands
 hands
night
 night
no
 no
a hero
a hero
seemingly
seemingly
donkeys
donkeys
rolling
rolling
riding
riding
ascribe
ascribe
seduce
seduce
roll
roll
heard
heard
their
their
farquaad
farquaad
boiling
boiling
it's time
it's time
i can
i can
drawbridge
drawbridge
gonna
gonna
seen
seen
what the
what the
everyone
everyone
gingerbread man
gingerbread man
battle
battle
then
then
everything
everything
no no
no no
just
just
hand
hand
probably
probably
eat
eat
youre
youre
dead
dead
done
done
sleepy
sleepy
more
more
look
look
nose
nose
neet
neet
slip
slip
puss
puss
charisma
charisma
campaign
campaign
gingerbread
gingerbread
for
for
what
what
now
now
you
you
cast
cast
picture
picture
face
face
first
first
all
all
will
will
isa
isa
endurance
endurance
man
man
ogre
ogre
down
down
bridge
bridge
fairy
fairy
nat
nat
can
can
source
source
him
him
puss in boots
puss in boots
gone
gone
who
who
the bridge
the bridge
rpg
rpg
milk
milk
boss
boss
player
player
human
human
crash
crash
dragon
dragon
hero
hero
bard
bard
castle
castle
Fight
Fight
The Castle
The Castle
Shrek 2
Shrek 2
Mothers
Mothers
Girlfriend
Girlfriend
DnD
DnD
Time
Time
Rogue
Rogue
Okay
Okay
Let It Go
Let It Go
Giant
Giant
Free
Free
Dice
Dice
Covers
Covers
Boots
Boots
Holes
Holes
tumblr
tumblr
Shrek
Shrek
sexy
sexy
God
God
Donkey
Donkey

bemusedlybespectacled Shrek makes infinitely more sense if you ascribe to the theory that everyone isa PC in an RPG and Donkey's player managed to avoid a boss battle by rolling a nat 20 to seduce the dragon waltersandmurdock l want to be a half-ogre What? You can't They've seen your picture and you're a human The ogre half is at night highmachinegun Ok now it's time for the boss fight against Farquaad l have my dragon girlfriend eat Farquaad you what? I have my dragon girlfriend- No no I heard you the first time Look I'm gonna roll a d20 and if it's a 20 then the dragon will eat Farquaad -dice sounds- pinches the bridge of his nose Ok so the boss is dead now sounds-neet By Shrek 2 everything has just gone to Okay so I go in as sexy human Shrek riding on the shoulder of the giant gingerbread man and pull down the drawbridge of the castle so I can slip in and crash the fairy god mother's performance of I Need A Hero Do I need to roll Endurance to survive boiling milk? DM covers their face with both hands sobbing* What the have you holes done to my campaign!? sleepy-sheepasaurus Donkey is the bard who seemingly forgot that their spells require a free hand to cast Puss In Boots is the rogue who put all of his points into charisma probably bribed the DM into letting him be bipedal Donkey's player won't let it go Source bemusedlybes Shrek is a DnD Campaign Meme

found ON 2019-05-07 20:14:01 BY ME.ME

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