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guys
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Cigarette
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Thathappened
Waiting...
Waiting...
Never
Never
Hell
Hell
Change
Change
Greek
Greek
Boyfriend
Boyfriend
Rose
Rose
Restaurant
Restaurant
Keen
Keen
Date
Date
Coffee
Coffee
Waves
Waves
True
True
Money
Money
Food
Food
Fire
Fire
anaconda
anaconda

bet you've never seen one of these before! Without batting an eye or looking his way I put a cigarette into my mouth and flicked my lighter then I slowly brought the lighter up and set his $100 bill on fire! When he sees his money in flames he started into being set up on a double date without my knowing It was supposed to be out to dinner with just my friend and her boyfriend But her boyfriend brought along his buddy who took it upon himself to act like I was his date First he tells the waitress to change my order to what HE wants me to have freaking and tried putting it out before to eat It was a Greek restaurant and half of it got burnt up He yells at me wasn't too keen on a lot of the dishes on the menu or knew what they were I stood up grabbed my purse and so l wanted something I knew I would jacket and started to leave the like But this guy ordered me something I knew I wouldn't eat and You acted like you had money to told him so Same as my drink Back then I didn't drink coffee I didn't like the taste But he insisted I have a Greek coffee He wouldn't take no for watched and heard everything this an answer and ordered the waitress to bring what he says While waiting for our food Mr Obnoxious takes out his wallet and pulls out a hundred dollar standing ovation as they cheered a bill and waves it in my face saying clapped What the Hell did you do that for??!! restaurant As I was leaving I said burn I just wanted to see if it was true! As I walked by the table of 10 to12 guys next to ours who had jerk had said and done right from the get-go they all rose to give me a This Totally Real Date!! Meme

found ON 2019-03-11 02:44:16 BY ME.ME

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